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Rating tmf ships but I come up with the wackiest rating systems because im insane
jailey - one if you cant look at the crowd look at me okay out of two princess stickers
Classic. It's not one of my favorites but defienetly in the A category. They have a good buildup and great chemistry. I think nobody would argue against that they're probably going to be endgame and I'm fine with that.
jaisy - is this really how you're gonna leave things out of two childhood friends
They're one of my favorites. Daisy's always there for Jake and Jake is always so kind to her. I wish we could have seen Jake being there for Daisy with her problems as well but Sean slid in there(not really complaining but alas). I really hope we see more progress in their relationship in season 2 although I think season 2 will be focusing more on jailey.
jean - one idk out of where did this come from
I dont find them as appealing as other ships but defienetly not my least favorite either. They're cute. I guess. Not much to say tbh I havent really thought about how a romantic dynamic would be between them.
jander - one hear me out out of hate isn't strong enough of a word
I havent really interacted with the tmf fandom much so idk how ya'll treat non canon ships that arent drake but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I like this ship. I also love lander ofc and thats the beauty of multishipping. But yeah I think jander is nice. B tier imo.
jia - 8.5/13
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. The sweet scent of unrequited love. I'm not that much of a big fan of them but I like the angst. Also they look good together lol.
jilly(?) - one slap to the face out of however many jake ships there are
Sorry Jake x Millyshippers, not my cup of tea. I just dont see much appeal to it really. But you do you gang. (No but seriously hwo many Jake ships are there?)
juke - why so serious out of jake's favorite jacket that he got from a thrift store down in blah blah blah...
Nottt for me. Don't have much to say about them. D tier.
drake - endless thoughts of what could have been out of its as if we never were
I'm afraid it was never casual guys. But jokes aside, Drew paralelling the people that canonically have a crush on Jake(or do in subtext) is just so dear to me. Like yesss feedmy delusions. I love the concept of unrequited love on Drew's end and Jake having no idea until it's too late. ("I'm not in love with you anymore." "I didnt know you ever were") They have so much capacity for angst and I love that.
drakailey - boaf? Boaf out of HEAR ME OUTT
Guys hear me out. Can't decide between Drake and Jailey? Have them both. But honestly I really like this ship. It's a fun dynamic to think about what can I say. Also they need more content tmf fandom I am begging you.
Lander - 10/10
I saw an edit of them that was Zander saying how he's "not like Stacy yknow" and Luke was like "Yes, and?" and I think that's beautiful. Their relationship is nicely balanced and healthy. I just wish the fandom would stop making Luke Zander's parent, always telling him to "calm down". They're widely mischaracterised in the fandom which Zander really isn't that hard to mischaracterise so idek how yall do that...
Milliot - how does this work out of one cactus with flowers
Don't get me wrong, I like them. I really liked them when they were first introduced and I am really glad they got a bit more fleshed out in the spin off. I really liked Elliot's character. What confuses me is that I'm usually not a huge fan of the nerd x troublemaker trope. But they work because Milly's not an asshole to other people (Except zoey but she highkey deserves it sooo)
Droey - three sappy nicknames out of fifteen "busy weekends"
I don't. Like this ship. No matter how much I dislike(half true) Drew nobody deserves to get cheated on. Zoey's an immature girl and she really needs to grow up (side eyes the jomies cameo in the spinoff). I know a particular of the fandom likes to make them be in sort of a "lavender relationship" and I'm not really against that I'm just talking about their canon selves.
Dria - we got rejected by jake out of pretty girls walk like this (if somebody understands the references I'm making I'm kissing you)
I meaannnnn... I just don't think Drew would go after his cheating ex's ex best friend. Now that I put it like that it doesn't sound too bad... I'm not opposed to it but I wouldn't really go out of my way to look up content for them.
Zia - 4.7/10
I'm really not sure about this yall. Not a big fan of it though. I guess I could say I'm neutral.
Saisy - three misunderstandings out of one red rose
They're cute, they have chemistry, what can I say? I'm not really a huge fan but im not against it either. I like it. B tier.
henriam - two best friends out of one room
(see what I did there? haha) They're just such a fun ship I dont really have that much to say honestly. They will kiss.
Driam - 8/10
I don't LOVE it but you know what I do love? Ya guessed it! It's the angst potential. Ooh one sided driam... with one sided henriam as well... wowww... yummy
Jenry- two dorks out of one hero academia
Pretty cute. Not my favorite but I do like it. :3 They're just so sillyy.
There are soooo many ships!!! I think I'l make a part 2 for this. This post is getting a bit too long.