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my only notes for the intro: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
diva misty
that is other tai istg
oh she found her glasses thank goodness
i'm probably wrong, but i feel like i can't trust kodiak idk
realest question from van
i'm advocating for tai to become the leader tbh
HI JEFF AND CALLIE MY LOVELIES
go off jeff you tell them
OH MY GOD THERE WAS A FUNERAL AN A SUICIDE NOTE? this is a crazy level of dedication and i respect it, melissa of hat fame
oh shauna looks disappointedddddd
'none of that matters to me' oooh ok
oooh they found the boys
unfortunately (or fortunately idk), i'm inclined to agree with lottie here
shauna is going crazy she's so silly
OH I GET IT tai's looking for sacrifices on the ward
alright by supergrass as they bury a man is wild i love this show so much
they cannot wait to be free they are so cute
IT'S THE NO EYED MAN I SAW HIM
melissa's tiny smile
her hand be shaking af
'and she still loves you?' 'whos lying now?' DAMNNNNN MELISSA
i love jeff
oh you tell him, callie
literally just wanna boop callie's nose that is all i ask for
THEY GOT OASIS UP IN HERE
this is the father/daughter solidarity we love to see
oh akilah's smile i am SICK
we love a good hallucination
oh we're back at the plane
oh you tell the wilderness, baby
OH WUHWOH THAT IS OTHER TAI
they're all so happy i am SICK
oh lottie sweetheart
shauna too
AND TAI HOLY SHIT
AND THAT'S THE END OF THE TEEN TIMELINE FOR THIS EP ISN'T IT
oh callie's smile i'm dead i love her so so so much
go off melissa debunking all of shauna's things
OH SHIT
OH SHE'S INSANE
"if van dies tonight, so do i." i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: liv hewson and lauren ambrose themselves.
oooh the hikers pov thats fun
they really love these frogs thats cute
i bet the phone will break
THE SYMBOL
somehow, van, i don't think you're going home
awww look at shauna's grin she's so cute
yk what, you tell them lottie
NO MELISSA OF HAT FAME
oh lottie lowkey a freak🤭🤭
ooooh the full tape
HUH???
o shit that's an obituary
hashtag feeling bad for jeff
cutie ass van with that cute ass little knife
oh yeah i forgot that misty didn't know about the tape
oh lawd they running
oh dear she broke away from him he will die
OH MY GOD IS IT HANNAH'S HAIR ON THE ANTLER QUEEN COSTUME??? idk why, but her hair looks a lot like the stuff on the costume
oh so it's her kid
'gentle and reasonable conversation' be so fr right now babe
yay adult timeline yellowjackets solidarity!!
NO I DIDN'T WANT COMFIRMATION THAT MELISSA OF HAT FAME ISN'T THE SURVIVOR i wanted her jeff and shauna to stand in a room together
go off tai
gotta agree with tai on this one, 'luck' isn't really a thing that happens to the yellowjackets
'i'm gonna call my mom' and then what if i cried myself to sleep
oh baby akhilah
and so they leave her with no weapon? misty, it's ok, i love you
shaunanat
'i know where there's first aid supplies' AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO CONVINCE SHAUNA I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT
WALTER THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME LIKE YOU I CANNOT LIE
wait what did he just say about shauna
OH SHIT VAN
oh he fell! bye bye hunter man
nvm ig
throwing up tears this is so sad if van dies so will i
oh shauna left them thats harsh
both her wives in hospitals after serious accidents does not bode well for tai
oh i love a good hallucination scene
oh other tai hi baby!
oh seeing melissa in pain is actually making me heavily sad
oh lottie my little blood dirt freak
oh callie and jeff are figuring things OUT
shauna my little scrunkle are you about to commit more crimes
OH SHIT SHE'S GOT A KNIFE
finally done with my bedtime routine and y'all know what that means. GAYASS CANNIBAL TIME!!! (thoughts will be out once i'm done watching)
have not gotten around to watching the new episode yet, but rest assured that once my evening routine is done, i will be sitting my ass right down on my comfy little bed and the lesbians will have all my attention
just finished watching the new ep, and from the bottom of my heart i can confidently say: what the fuck.
I LOVE VAN SO MUCH
tai and van all dressed up matching for the trial they're so cute
so after ep three we can all agree jackie's hair is definitely way darker this season?
the girlkissers girlkissed and i screamed in sheer excitement