Why Am I Like Dis - Blog Posts

saltycrispydinonuggets

3 years ago

I have a theory.

If as a child, someone barely talks, they will grow up and say things without thinking about it.

My evidence is myself because I was quiet till high school when I suddenly have the balls to say whatever too whoever.

I dead ass told MY PRINCIPAL that I thought his kids like whos from Dr Seuss.

You're probably thinking that's not bad and you're right, it's what I said afterwards.

I told him, his wife, and his 5 year old son that his kid looked like the Grinch...

I said he looked like Jim Carrey's live action Grinch as a kid.

I still can't believe I said that to him and I hope his son is okay. I really meant it in the best way possible though. Grinch as a kid was cute and I meant just like the facial structure, you know.

He will never let me forget it

HALL OF SHAME (poem)

Lady light/shone so bright/ then she drank some water/ she fell down/ with a ghoulish sound/ and left them with her daughter/

It makes no sense, so I present to you, the first thing in my hall of shame. A HORRIBLE USELESS poem which was used as a prophecy because I’m lazy to try and write good poetry or find it. :)