Whump Prompt #67

No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

After 148 episodes and two movies of hunter x hunter, I still think kurapika is a girl every time I see him. I can’t help it. He’s super cute though!!

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

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*sees a same sex couple*

so which one of you is the fullmetal alchemist and which one of you is the *slightly different voice* fullmetal alchemist

My Anime List Summed Up in 10 Words or Less

Kill La Kill

Evil Alien Clothes make people go naked to fight back.

Nanbaka

Annoyed prison guard deals with his escaping inmates/children.

Servamp

Lazy vampire cat works for teenager with zero chill.

The Morose Mononokean

Tired high school exorcist hires literal 5 year old.

Kekkai Sensen

Kid moves to the city and joins a blood gang.

Dr. Stone

The Stone Age is both figurative and literal.

Given

Gays in a band. No further explanation needed

Literally all sports anime

The fate of the world depends on us winning this game.

the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

Just imagine how much hate the Kuroshitsuji characters will get if they were the opposite sex

Cannon Sebastian: Uhh, he is so gorgeous and sexy. Just look at the way he throws the butter knives and the way he says ‘yes my lord’! 10/10 the hottest and the best character in the show. 

Female Sebastian: WHAT A SLUT. She is so cringe when she says ‘yes my lord’. She is such a bitch to Ciel and needs to respect her master more. What the heck is with those butter knives anyway? There are so stupid. THIS MAID SUCKS SHIT. Go back to hell where you belong and leave Ciel alone!

Cannon Ciel: I love how he is so mature, not to mention he is so smart for his age! What a badass! Poor baby, his parents and his home burnt down in a fire and got kidnapped by some crazy cult, he needs more love. I love how he’s so spoilt, it’s actually funny to watch. 

Female Ciel: WHAT A SPOILT LITTLE BITCH. Who does she think she is? She thinks she is so smart, acting all high and mighty with that ‘know it all’ attitude. Bitch you need to treat your butler with respect! Maybe the manor lit on fire because of your shit attitude. 

Cannon Alois: He just needs some love okay?! Screw you all the haters! Poor baby, he lost his brother and got sold in to sex slavery to this pedo old man! He’s only acting this way because he was so mentally traumatised gosh! HE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE.

Female Alois (will probably get the most hate): WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS LITTLE BLONDE BITCH? LOOK AT HER ATTITUDE, GOSH IT’S EVEN WORSE THE CIEL! YOU ARE HONESTLY SO ANNOYING AND CLINGY, NOT TO MENTION YOU ACT LIKE A FRIKIN SLUT ALL THE TIME! GO CLAUDE FUCKING KILL THIS BITCH SHE DESERVES TO DIE!

Cannon Claude: NO BODY LIKES YOU.

Female Claude: NO BODY LIKES YOU. 

*The only time Claude will actually be liked is if Alois was a girl.*

BONUS:

Cannon Elizabeth: She is so annoying with that high pitched voice. Always fuckin clingy, whiny and a crybaby. She doesn’t deserve Ciel. Oh! She is a sudden badass? We like her now!

Male Elizabeth: Awww he is so cute! Just look at it him, he loves his fiance so much! True love! Oh, he was a secret badass too? We love him even more!

Let’s all admit we can be hypocritical sometimes all the time.

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + soundtrack.

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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