Incorrect Octonauts Quotes But Everyone Is Getting Hurt In Some Way (nothing Serious)

I'm going to be opening asks and stuff ^^

You guys can send in questions/requests for Octonauts stuff*, as well as others fandoms (if I'm in them)!

I also work with drawings, but that can take some time because 💫anatomy💫

*stuff in question: headcanons for certain characters, character analysis (may take some time), specific incorrect quotes, scenarios (sick day, relationship, etc.), drawings, and more! Please keep anything NSFW to a minimum/non existent. Yes, I'm stating this here, mainly because I was on Wattpad for a while.

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Christmas/Holiday ^^

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Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Care to explain what happened-?

Kwazii, up to his waist in fake snow: no

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Peso: I love the winter season :)

Peso: *remembers he has like 50 siblings*

Peso:

Peso: fuck

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Dashi: Alright, everyone line up, it's time to see who had the ugliest sweater! Professor Inkling is the judge, as always, with the Vegimals of course

Peso: *is wearing a sweater his mom made*

Kwazii: *is wearing a sweater he made by cutting up and sewing other sweaters together with a mirror taped to it*

Shellington: *has a normal sweater because the ugly ones are too scratchy for him*

Tweak: *tossed on a normal sweatshirt and attached lights and ornaments to it*

Dashi: *has an over sized fluffy sweater that can kill a man*

Barnacles: *had a sweater on before, but it got too hot so he took it off*

Professor Inkling:

Professor Inkling: I don't know what to do with this-

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Shellington: *is trying to make cookies*

Kwazii, walking into the kitchen: Whatcha making there Shellington?

Shellington, holding a burnt tray of cookies: regret

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Tweak: Alright, fake snow machine is ready!

Kwazii: LET'S GO!! *pulls the lever down completely*

Tweak: waiT NO-

Machine: *explodes, causing an insane amount of fake snow to covering the entire HQ in deep [fake] snow*

Kwazii: ha-

Kwazii: ohno-

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I'm still trying to figure out how to get my reach back here ^^;

I was doing so good before lol

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

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Barnacles: Alright, just a quick review and I'll go to sleep!

*3 hours later*

Barnacles: Ok, one more time, then I'll go to sleep

*the next morning*

Tweak: Cap, did you get any sleep last night?

Barnacles, clearly sleep deprived: yes

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Shellington and Kwazii working on a project together

Shellington: Alright, here we should put the end results, and here should be a detailed analysis of the results and what they can mean

Kwazii, trying to flirt: And here you should put your number

Shellington, oblivious: Why would I put my phone number on our project?

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Peso: OK, to do proper chest compressions you need to keep pace of 100 - 120bpm

Kwazii: *starts singing "Dancing Queen"*

Peso: iT wOrKs BuT pLeAsE-

*see end of post for a surprise ^^*

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Tweak working on her final project: finished!

Dashi walking in: Nice! What did you make?

Tweak, sleep deprived: Yes

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*There are several songs that have the same BPM (100-120) to do chest compressions! A lot of the songs are pretty good, if not ironic ^^

Here are some ^^ (Spotify Playlist)

Guess who's back from the dead

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Barnacles: So... explain to me what happened?

Kwazii, hat on fire: No...

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Barnacles: Are you alright?

Peso: Short answer or long answer?

Barnacles, concerned: Short?

Peso: No.

Barnacles, very concerned: Long?

Peso: Nooooooo. Definitely not.

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Shellington: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Kwazii: AS ENEMIES?!

Shellington: facepalm

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Professor Inkling, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Kwazii: It means in hand-to-hand combat.

Professor Inkling: Oh... erm...?

Vegimals, all of them: Get out.

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Barnacles: Alright Shellington, Kwazii. Let's go over this one more time.

Barnacles: If something breaks?

Shellington: We try to fix it before Tweak gets home.

Barnacles: And if that doesn't work?

Kwazii: We blame Peso.

Peso: Seriously!?

Barnacles: No.

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Tweak: My hands are cold.

Dashi: Here, let me hold them.

Tweak: My lips are cold too.

Dashi: covers Tweak's mouth with their hand

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Dashi: Let’s not Kwazii this into a worse situation than it already is.

Kwazii: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Kwazii: This date is boring!

Shellington: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Kwazii: Then why did you invite me?

Shellington: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Shellington I'll do whatever I want!

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Professor Inkling: Did you study for the marine biology test?

Kwazii: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.

Professor Inkling: sighs with exhaustion only achievable by an elderly man who has dealt with too much can achieve

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Shellington: We should be partners.

Kwazii: You mean like, partners in crime?

Shellington: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Barnacles: Does everyone know their job for today?

Professor Inkling: Water the flowers.

Tweak: Vacuum the carpet.

Dashi: Wash the dishes.

Kwazii: Pretend to be a wolverine.

Barnacles: Close enough.

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Dances

𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉!!

Hi, I'm opening commissions to get mobility aids!!

Yeah, that's basically it. I need cash so I can get stuff to help me walk around and:

- Not be in pain all the time

- Not collapse at random

- Make it easier for me to get around in college

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WORKS AND PRICES:

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Small Works:

Jellyfish: $1

Horribly Drawn Memes: $1

Autism Doodles: $1 ($ 3 for color)

Character Ship Rings: $1 (per character, multiple characters welcomed )

Poorly Drawn Pokemon: $2 ($5 for color)

Edit/Aesthetic Pfps: $2 (per pfp)

Random Tattoo Designs: $5

Descriptions:

Jellyfish: You get a drawing of a jellyfish. That's it.

Horribly Drawn Memes: Send the meme, and I'll draw it so horribly it will be sad or funny

Autism Doodles: Trinket/Creature from your special interest/hyper fixation will bedrawn. Yes, I want to know about it (/srs)

Poorly Drawn Pokemon: I draw low quality Pokemon

Character Ship Rings: I draw matching rings based on the characters/ship(s) of your choice. Please keep it leģal. Poly is more than welcomed

Edit/Aesthetic Pfp: Give a character/base, I'll make a pfp

Random Tattoos: I send random a tattoo I designed. You don't have to credit me

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Oc|Characters:

Head: $3

Upper Body: $6

Full Body: $9

Send a picture of your Oc/character, and I'l draw them.

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Clothing Designs:

Will be drawn on a blank model. Give a theme, and I will make a design

Dress: $5

Top: $2

Bottom: $3

No color (for speed in production)

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NSFW (18+!!!): $20- $50

For NSFW, both you and the character(s) need to be 18+

No: Inc3st, P3d0, R@p3, etc

Yes: Sexual, Kink, Gore (not sexual), etc

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WORKS:

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My LinkTree with all my stuff:

Linktree

Venmo

Cashapp: $0tt3rPopp [zero, not a capital O]

My Discord to receive commissions + talk out prices:

♡°•𝐎𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.𝐏𝐨𝐩°•♡#3058

[Copy it, it's a special font] [if not, message me here with your discord]

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Like, reblog, anything

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks

Captain: But the Shark-

Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain

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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!

Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-

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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*

Tweak: your cute >:"3

Dashi: You're cute🙄

Dashi: Grammar

Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it

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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*

Shellington: I'll help!

Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*

Tunip: what cooking equipment?

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I've been gone for a while and am getting back into the swing of things using dumb things I've done/witnessed

Tw/Cw for swearing, flexibly but described weirdly, and a lot of capital letters at the end

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Shellington: *info-dumbing about blobfish*

Random person: Um, actually, [incorrect information]

Shellington: You fucking, BITCH-

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Kwazii: Hey, check this out

Kwazii: *bends bones in every direction possible*

Peso: That... no-

Barnacles: Good job son, now put your bones back

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Dashi: So, can you fix this?

Tweak: Sure thing, here-

Tweak: *aggressively hits machine with a wrench until it works*

Tweak: New record

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Barnacles: Alright, how many gear shifts does a car have?

Kwazii, zoned out: 120mph

Barnacles: No-

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Professor Inkling: Can someone please explain what a "Himbo" is??

Dashi: *Points at Barnacles*

Dashi: That. That's a Himbo, but with extra brain cells

Barnacles: What...?

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Tweak: *is crying in their room*

Tweak: You know what? Fuck this

*Pulls out a bunch of hair dye*

Tweak: Free therapy, screw men

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Shellington: Therefore, seize the gay

Peso: Seize the gay?

Shellington: DAY! DAY! I MEANT DAY!!

Kwazii: Too late, SEIZE THE GAY!!!

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Barnacles: Please put that down

Dashi holding Shellington on her shoulders: No

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Kwazii: I MESSED UP!!

Kwazii: SO I ASKED DASHI AND TWEAK TO PICK A COLOR AND SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART THING

Kwazii: DASHI IS COMPLETELY COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: TWEAK IS BLUE-YELLOW COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: AND I SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART

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So I'm slowly coming back ^^;

I apologize for the long silence, I've been busy/stressed lol

Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images

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(a small edit I made) ⬆️

Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^

maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

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Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

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