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Barnacles: So... explain to me what happened?
Kwazii, hat on fire: No...
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Barnacles: Are you alright?
Peso: Short answer or long answer?
Barnacles, concerned: Short?
Peso: No.
Barnacles, very concerned: Long?
Peso: Nooooooo. Definitely not.
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Shellington: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Kwazii: AS ENEMIES?!
Shellington: facepalm
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Professor Inkling, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Kwazii: It means in hand-to-hand combat.
Professor Inkling: Oh... erm...?
Vegimals, all of them: Get out.
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Barnacles: Alright Shellington, Kwazii. Let's go over this one more time.
Barnacles: If something breaks?
Shellington: We try to fix it before Tweak gets home.
Barnacles: And if that doesn't work?
Kwazii: We blame Peso.
Peso: Seriously!?
Barnacles: No.
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Tweak: My hands are cold.
Dashi: Here, let me hold them.
Tweak: My lips are cold too.
Dashi: covers Tweak's mouth with their hand
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Dashi: Let’s not Kwazii this into a worse situation than it already is.
Kwazii: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Kwazii: This date is boring!
Shellington: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Kwazii: Then why did you invite me?
Shellington: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Shellington I'll do whatever I want!
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Professor Inkling: Did you study for the marine biology test?
Kwazii: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.
Professor Inkling: sighs with exhaustion only achievable by an elderly man who has dealt with too much can achieve
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Shellington: We should be partners.
Kwazii: You mean like, partners in crime?
Shellington: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
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Barnacles: Does everyone know their job for today?
Professor Inkling: Water the flowers.
Tweak: Vacuum the carpet.
Dashi: Wash the dishes.
Kwazii: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Barnacles: Close enough.
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Dances
maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?
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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.
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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Inkling: Did you just make that up?
Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Inkling:
Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...
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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!
Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?
Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.
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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.
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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Barnacles: *crosses arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in...
Kwazii, in the back: I do!
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*In a horror movie situation*
Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.
Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*
Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.
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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...
Shellington: What do you mean?
Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Kwazii: No?
Dashi: That actually explains SO much.
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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.
Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?
Barnacles: N O-
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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?
Kwazii: Mario Kart.
Tweak: Yeah, video games.
Peso: Emotional vulnerability.
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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?
Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.
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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?
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Yippee
Oops-
Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.
Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:
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Barnacles: So... why?
Kwazii: Why not?
Barnacles: ...
Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?
Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING
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Dashi: Smile!
*camera flash*
Dashi: Alright, let's look...
The picture:
Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror
Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...
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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!
Everyone: *panics*
Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!
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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...
Kwazii: YES!
Peso: No!
Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.
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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...
Peso: When was the last time you drank water??
Shellington: ...
Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...
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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!
Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:
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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)
I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T