STOP BEING GAY

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You know it!!!

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

What's your jacking off technique

Why are you gay?

Idk man I'm just built like that.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Ahhh! They got it exactly right! This was so cool bc on the fifth palette they got my hair skin and eyes exactly right! Thanks @fivepointpalettes

Howdy! Could you please do a color palette for the name Tula? It would really make my day!

Hello! I hope these work for you, but do let me know if you'd like something else! :)

#87c8b7 | #ffcab2 | #033a68 | #0d4657 | #fa5c3b

#fb6a4d | #325c68 | #ffddd9 | #a2dcc5 | #0c3c45

#394a73 | #e83f23 | #ee572a | #ebe2da | #89c0af

#fed1c4 | #105a77 | #002b3e | #eda88f | #f9e5c6

#fa4a26 | #125766 | #ee7453 | #fbcdb6 | #fdbcb4

#82a78b | #f5cbbd | #ff6f3d | #156e70 | #ffbfba

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

Ummm-

I DO NOT MIND AT ALL! I need someone to be the varian to my Hugo! (I can't remember the artist name- but please give them credit if you find their account)

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VARIAN!

Sorry that there isn't any art- but I promise it's a coming!

the gang but we're all traumatized as fuck-

The gang