I’m Sure This Has Been Done Already, But I Just Made This To Show To My Best Friend Who Is NEW To Marauders.

you ever talk to a phannie and just go oh yeah. i can def tell who's speech patterns you stole

home alone, you know what that means…chicken fried rice w/ egg and @amazingphil on the big tv 😎

watching dan and phil in 2023, having come out as a lesbian; i was “straight” when i started watching their videos as a pre-teen and i don’t think younger me could’ve ever predicted ANYTHING and would have probably died to know that none of us were hetero. thanks @danielhowell and @amazingphil for being funny and gay when we needed it 🫡

I’m afraid Phil is so frail He won’t make it through child birth. Then that leaves Dan with the Phaby all alone and I think we know how that’ll end up judging by the video He did with Louise! 😅

what fucking year is it

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

the official supernatural instagram is posting regularly…come on bbc sherlock you have the ability to do the funniest thing ever right now…

david tennant is the doctor again, the bbc merlin twitter is active, and danandphilgames is back from the dead… are we regressing?