0wl-slide - Ev💫

phamily photo

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

the soul-crushing, sick-to-your-stomach feeling when you realize that (almost) no one has ever truly accepted the person you really are, because you adapt your personality to match whoever you are around, and when you stop masking they don’t like the person you are underneath. anyway, happy christmas!!

*listening to dnp beats* In the clurb we all phan

this aged well

rebranding from DanAndPhilGAMES to DanAndPhilLESTER

dan and phil lately

Me: *puts down book bc is tired of reading*

Me right after: *opens AO3*

peter: you should work on your emotional control

sirius: you should fall off the astronomy tower

I’m afraid Phil is so frail He won’t make it through child birth. Then that leaves Dan with the Phaby all alone and I think we know how that’ll end up judging by the video He did with Louise! 😅

calm and articulate supportive dan vs. shia labeouf supportive phil