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Knowing the word glabella from pinof is the Dan and Phil equivalent of learning the word aglet from Phineas and Ferb. Is this anything

welcome back cockshame howell

*listening to dnp beats* In the clurb we all phan

"two sides of the same coin" this and "you're my destiny" that and "i use it for you, arthur. only for you." or whatever. more like the reason i'll never be normal again.

i can’t escape them…

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

meeee

Neil Gaiman really said, friends to lovers, slow burn, 300,000 words, incomplete

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

dan and phil lately