Dan: Yum Yum I Love Ranch

Date Night with Dan and Phil is literally the best dnpgames video ever

it's soooo fucking real and basically uncensored, even with the "best buds" bs

(also Dan calling out phil for no homo-ing a dating game 😭)

THEM CALLING EO PARTNERS GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN.

the casual mention of their long ass history together, the ridiculously long list of stupid names they call each other, phil being unable to name even a single moment where Dan has given him the ick 😭

(bro is whippedd)

And, The Pièce de Résistance:

this was literally the peak of comedy, nothing else will ever be as funny as this

I will NEVER shut up about this video

i love it so so so much

This is quite literally the hardest Hard Launch™ ever, i can't believe people are still waiting for something else...

me and my husband - mitski

this has definitely been done before but god i'm so emotional about them lately

well yes!

“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

happy christmas to:

1) phannies 2) gay people 3) tumblr users

and if you don’t celebrate christmas, i hope you are having a fantastic wednesday, or happy hanukkah if you celebrate!!

happy snowbaz day to those who celebrate

I know the US government acts like a corporation but it’s not.

Not voting isn’t the same as a boycott. Because you can’t bankrupt a government by not voting. All you get by not voting is less control over what the money is doing.

The money comes from taxes, not voting. Abstaining from voting does nothing to reduce the governments ability to get money and spend it on shit.

So yes, sometimes you vote to reduce harm because not voting WILL NOT REDUCE HARM.

It’s not a boycot. Abstaining doesn’t take power from the government. It just reduces the number of people they feel answerable to.

i rewatch “college dropout” whenever i’m feeling particularly Overwhelmed™️ about What I’m Doing With My Life, so a lot lately, and literally nothing else helps me except seeing that yes this happens! and we move on! and things DO GET BETTER!!!!! ❤️‍🩹

just rewatched "College Dropout" and i am now filled with an overwhelming amount of love and affection for daniel howell on this wednesday evening

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

god I'm so fucking furious at the removal of Te Reo Māori names from organisations around Aotearoa. it's a complete non-issue, every organisation has the English name directly underneath the Māori name. I have never once as an English speaker been unable to understand what an organisation is for. Winston Peters, the Deputy Prime Minister, who is literally Māori himself, said “Te Papa is a historic name but tell me this waka kotahi, how many boats have you seen going down the road?”. Waka does not just mean canoe. it means vessel, and waka kotahi (the transport agency of Aotearoa) explains this VERY SIMPLY on their official website. waka kotahi means to travel together as one. Can you see how fucking upsetting this is. A Māori person in power who is in agreement about banning his own language, being so cocky about something that he does not even understand due to the suppression of the language of his people. It makes me sick. I've seen reports from Māori people all over Aotearoa speaking out about how upset and furious they are, how decades of progress have been undone in the fight to restore the rights of their people who have for so long been oppressed and have suffered the effects of colonisation. Please share this if you can, I hate knowing how few people will hear about this, I know there is so much injustice in the world right now and it is so exhausting, I know. I love you all, keep it up.

https://waateanews.com/2023/11/27/te-reo-public-service/