I Know The US Government Acts Like A Corporation But It’s Not.

got a cappuccino at a café this morning, but every time i order one i am reminded of the phanecdote about dan repeating an american saying “cappuccino” and now i cannot order one without hearing it in his american accent

Knowing the word glabella from pinof is the Dan and Phil equivalent of learning the word aglet from Phineas and Ferb. Is this anything

"have dan and phil changed? we have we also have not"

*listening to dnp beats* In the clurb we all phan

Hello Mr Gaiman!

What do you personally think Aziraphale and Crowley would think of the film "Monty Python's Life of Brian" (1979) regarding the film's humourous, satirical take on organised religion?

I think they both loved it. Crowley because it felt familiar, Aziraphale because it felt naughty.

The Mysterious Files Department returns soon. 

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hey girls did you know that. um. your fucking faves could never have this much chemistry day one.

home alone, you know what that means…chicken fried rice w/ egg and @amazingphil on the big tv 😎

cursed collection of dans tweets but they're brat

Dan Howell irreversibly has changed the way I speak since I was like 12. What do mean I keep saying literally and actually every other sentence.