The Mysterious Files Department Returns Soon. 

HELLO MR. GAIMAN!!! I wanted to ask you if you had anything to say to writers, authors, poets, or anyone who wants to create a novel that was just as impactful as yours!

Dooooo itttttt!

fuck it, welcome back BBC Merlin (2008)

peter: you should work on your emotional control

sirius: you should fall off the astronomy tower

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

*listening to dnp beats* In the clurb we all phan

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

home alone, you know what that means…chicken fried rice w/ egg and @amazingphil on the big tv 😎

tit is wild yall

“full fridge restock” style video but it’s me putting all my meds in my weekly pill counter