Tit Is Wild Yall

we all shared in a collective inside joke with ryan here

post in my drafts from almsot a year ago,,,

i now understand dan howell more than ever before bc i have a gf now and i too would travel across the country just to see my favorite person so shoutout to danisnotonfire you’re a real one

"two sides of the same coin" this and "you're my destiny" that and "i use it for you, arthur. only for you." or whatever. more like the reason i'll never be normal again.

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

new fic!!!! rlly good so far :)

I Never Planned On You / Don't Come A-Knocking - A Phan AU

Dan Howell has been on the streets of Lower Manhattan since he was twelve, and he believes that will never change. Wake up, wait at the gate, see the headline, sell papers, take care of his community, repeat. Until one day a northern boy appears in Newsies Square and sends his once stable and safe life into something unfamiliar to him.

I got no use for moonlight, or sappy poetry.

Love at first sights for suckers, at least it used to be.

No, I never planned on someone like you.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64079329/chapters/164406055

anyone else feeling really normal emotions about that guy amazingphil on youtube?

watching dan and phil in 2023, having come out as a lesbian; i was “straight” when i started watching their videos as a pre-teen and i don’t think younger me could’ve ever predicted ANYTHING and would have probably died to know that none of us were hetero. thanks @danielhowell and @amazingphil for being funny and gay when we needed it 🫡

Me: *puts down book bc is tired of reading*

Me right after: *opens AO3*

mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

We're the guys who made your daughter's hair blue. That's us. We're the person that made them a boy. Maybe they are a 'them' now, but you've got to love them because if you don't, we will and that is a threat.

-Daniel Howell, 2024