Cursed Collection Of Dans Tweets But They're Brat

i rewatch “college dropout” whenever i’m feeling particularly Overwhelmed™️ about What I’m Doing With My Life, so a lot lately, and literally nothing else helps me except seeing that yes this happens! and we move on! and things DO GET BETTER!!!!! ❤️‍🩹

just rewatched "College Dropout" and i am now filled with an overwhelming amount of love and affection for daniel howell on this wednesday evening

and it has gotten me into situations that ruined me !! anyway

dnp's video titles: DAN AND PHIL ARE GETTING MARRIED PHAN COMPILATION DAN AND PHIL SUCK DICK AND BALLS

me crying on the floor sobbing and throwing up: pleaase...,,,,,,,waht gayme are you playing.,,,,...,,???

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

Tumblr Tuesday: Terrible Influence Phanart

After taking their Terrible Influence Tour to Europe, the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the UK, Dan and Phil brought it home with the official online premiere on Sunday. To mark the occasion, many of you dusted off your exquisite artistic talents and made some TIT-inspired phanart. Please enjoy this selection of said TIT-inspired phanart.

(slight spoilers ahead for those of you who haven't yet caught the show)

@mousenoise:

@littlestormofmess:

@dnpstars:

@doodleswithangie:

@hannahbluish:

@phrumbs:

@zomboysneeze:

@spacearcheratready:

@rukitu:

@rambeu:

@zomboysneeze:

@greycr3scent:

@mushybeast:

@livalincreations:

@reidisdoodling:

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

I WAS SOBBING AT HIS WHOLE LAMENT

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

We're the guys who made your daughter's hair blue. That's us. We're the person that made them a boy. Maybe they are a 'them' now, but you've got to love them because if you don't, we will and that is a threat.

-Daniel Howell, 2024

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