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the holy grail types of fanfic

tit is wild yall

every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

has anyone done this yet?

anyone else feeling really normal emotions about that guy amazingphil on youtube?

“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

thinking back on the fics I read/re-read the most in 2023, and thinking about "And like the cycle of the year, we begin again" and why I love it so much, I realized it's because we get to see an Arthur that loved Gwen and Merlin, which I think is a beautiful and bittersweet way to read the canon relationships those three have with each other. if you haven't read it, I highly recommend. it's on ao3, by katherynefromphilly