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happy Thursday the 20th
Idk why fandom decided that Tim was the coffee addict insomniac in the family when this is a legit quote from Nightwing (1996)
“Anyone who says there aren’t enough hours in a day aren’t using all 24”
Throughout almost the entirety of this run, he’s running on nothing but caffeine and justice.
Furthermore idk why some people in the fandom decided that Dick was the mentally stable one either because he’s pretty insane throughout this run. And man does he get put through the wringer, Blockbuster essentially psychologically tortured him throughout a period of weeks and pretty much destroyed his life.
Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.
"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."
"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."
They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.
"He's one of them transgenders."
"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
Here ya go sport, go wild
Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!
The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.
This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.
Here is a short and easy video showing this in action
The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.
You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.
If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!
I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.
If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!
I wish I had words to go with this.
spideytorch bullet point fic
race car driver Johnny!
Johnny is a race car driver (that's he's only thing, not all the other stuff)
Peter is his boyfriend of course
he doesn't understand racing very much but still he goes to every race he can
Johnny has a really bad accident during one race like car flipped over and badly mangled
Peter has to be held back from running on to the track by their friend Bobby
it takes the med crew a bit to get Johnny out of the wreck and Peter is shaking the whole time
they get him out eventually and he's awake thank goodness
Johnny’s trying to spot Peter in the crowd so he can at least wave to him or smile at him
meanwhile Peter is crying in relief
there's blood coming from somewhere on Johnny’s head and his arm looks like it's been broken but he's awake smiling and alive
Johnny gets taken away in an ambulance while Peter and Bobby rush out of the stadium to meet him at the hospital
Bobby drives there because Peter is a wreck
Peter rushes in while Bobby parks and then waits in the lobby
Peter gives Johnny a hug
(which hurts but Johnny ties to hide it)
"All those tears for me?"
"Shut up you're such an idiot what were you thinking"
"I didn't try to crash!"
"I was so worried about you. I thought you were dead" *kisses*
Johnnys left arm is broken in two places, he fractured three ribs, and he has a concussion
he's out for the rest of the season because of all of that obviously
the next season Johnny wants to go back to racing and Peter doesn't want him to
they get into a massive fight about it
"Peter this is my life! It's what I do!"
"It almost killed you Johnny!"
"you're being overdramatic about it"
"you had two fractured ribs, the doctor said if they'd fully broken it would've punctured your lung!"
"but they didn't! I was okay!"
"That doesn't mean you go rushing back to the race track to try again."
"Peter I love this! I can't just stop because of one crash!"
"I can't- I can't watch that again Johnny. It was the hardest thing to watch since my uncle died."
"Then stop watching."
"Johnny-"
"if it's too hard to watch me do this then stop watching, cause I'm going back."
this ends with their breakup and they’re both heartbroken
but Peter doesn't stop watching
he always has the race on in the background making sure Johnnys okay
and Johnny still keeps the picture of Peter taped up inside of his car
the second to last race of the season the two cars in front of Johnny wreck bad and his attempt to avoid it send him swerving in a circle off the course
Peter screams while watching it at home
Johnny is able to walk out of the car on his own, no injuries but it definitely scared him
as soon as Peter sees him walk out of the car he turns off the race and rushes to the track
the race was in Delaware not close to Peter at all really but he doesn't care
he gets there after the race is over, it's night now but he's determined to see Johnny
Peter runs into Johnnys crew chief Ben and begs him to tell Peter where Johnny is
Ben tells him and Peter sprints to the hotel room in the middle of Ben wishing him luck
Peter bangs on the door frantic and out of breath
"Peter?"
"I'm so sorry" they both say at the same time
they talk and apologize and cry and kiss
"I was so scared Peter. There was a crash today and I-"
"I know, I was watching."
"You were?"
"I never stopped. I can't. I love you too much."
"I love you so much Peter. I missed you I'm so sorry for sending you away."
"I'm so sorry I let you."
they're officially back together before the night is over
and they’re engaged by the end of the year
You can only reblog this today.
I wasn't aware of this one, so I'm trying to spread the word.
With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared
Please reblog to make sure is equipped!
Does anyone have fics like this series by @disillusioneddanny on AO3 (its my favorite series I have read it 3 times already and am on my 4th reread)
Jason, Dick and Damian realizing that Tim took care of Bruce after Jason died and the three of them are realizing how badly he had it. I love that shit and I need more!!
https://archiveofourown.org/series/4074622
the ides of march is taking place at the white house this year
On November 7, 2024, Denmark used a racist, culturally biased "parenting competency" test to remove a 2 hour old baby, Zammi, from her loving indigenous Greenlandic Inuit mother, Keira, because her native language, which uses minute facial expressions to communicate, will not be able to "[prepare] the child for the social expectations and codes that are necessary to navigate in Danish society." This test had been recommended not to be used at the federal level before this happened but certain municipalities, including the one this happened in, chose to continue to use it regardless. Not only is this blatantly racist but also violates multiple declarations and conventions that Denmark has signed that protect the rights of indigenous people.
Please sign this petition to help Keira to get her baby back.
YOU hates terfs
The paranoia
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
Here’s an invaluable writing resource for you.
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
Happiness Will Come To You.
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though