Neil!!!

Hello again please help me and donate for my husband to save him please don’t skip

here. take it. it doesn't take more than two seconds to help.

So I was bored yesterday and drew this is ms paint :3

what should I name him?

my friend: PSAT

me with an auditory processing disorder: STD???

mkay so I recently had to pretty much shave my dog violet cuz she got some really bad knots in her fur, and I think she gets self conscious when she gets her fur cut cuz she acts all sad and stuff, so I put a sweater on her to maybe help her feel a bit better and-

We now get photos like this <3

to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

Hello my dears! I, Asmaa, ask you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. 🙏 I am now in desperate need of your support to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place, both in terms of living standards and souls. I need your financial support so that I can get the basic needs of my family. Please help a family survive through your small donations or through your shares to others. And reblog. The campaign is going very slowly. 🙏🍉💔 This donation drive was verified by: @90-ghost

Hi! I am sorry that I am unable to donate, but I wish you the absolute best of luck💖

Lmao so at my school we had spirit days a while back, and one of them was Barbie. Everyone else was like “oh sweet I probably have something pink” but *my* first thought “my mom owns a fur coat”

My mojo dojo casa house era

im gonna ice-your-spice

(threatening)