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mkay so my step dad is a pharmacist and sometimes he brings home random stuff from his job (idk why) and now we just have this??? In the garage???

I want to put it in my room but idk where

me: one is lonely, two is a date, and three is a party!

friend: one can be a party if you have schizophrenia!

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Hello! I apologize that I am unable to donate, but I wish nothing but the best for you and hope that you are able to get the treatment needed💖

”I am forever in my cringe era”

-my asl teacher

how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???

Screaming crying throwing up

ya know, I feel like we need more metal/hard rock band tees that are, like, cute pastel colors for girlies like me who like to wear cutesy things but also like metal/hard rock. Like, a Korn or Rob Zombie band shirt but it’s pink :)

something my friend made :)

to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing