Almost started crying while listening to mag 119. Like holy fucking shit
ylfa snorgelsson meeting snow white and finding out the beast is a princess is such a gay moment. there are two wolves inside you: one has crushes on women and the other feels monstrous because it doesn't perform femininity in a way society approves of. they're both lesbians.
Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
i'm here to boop people and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum
PLEASE
When the Onion has better journalism than actual news channels:
nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha