PLEASE

it’s ok blåhaj, mommy and mommy are just wrestling right now

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

I’m no longer safe here

Hi I got physically attacked the other day by a family member after he started a nasty screaming match (again) about trans people being rapists. He threw a bowl of hot food and a fork as hard as he could into the back of my head as I was leaving.

Since it’s reached physical violence, i’m no longer safe here, and I gotta get me and my cats out of here. I got some options, and once i’m settled somewhere I can find a new job, but I need help to get out first, so I set up a GFM.

Please donate or reblog if you can, I gotta get out asap.

like to cover a car with hammers, reblog to explode it

We don’t talk about this Starbucks feminism enough.

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

I've DONE the silly little skincare I've DONE the silly little masks I've DONE the silly little scrubs WHERE IS THE CLOWN TO TAKE MY SKIN

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday