Horror Movie Characters As Tweets

me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

back tattoo idea

Most fucked up thing i ever drew...

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

if i had a nickel for every person grant o brien gave oral sex to in one night in 2012 i'd have fifty nickels. which is a lot. thats like $2.50. you could get a couple gumballs with that

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr