I Flipping Hate Ao3's Layout There's Too Many Goddamn Words

The Djinn doing nothing to trick Nandor (only the "do you wish to know?") because he literaly don't need it because Nandor is fucking dumb on his own

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

I’m looking for mutuals so if you like any of the following please would you want to be? *heart eyes*

Our flag means death

Good omens

Raoul de Chagny

A case for Frey and McGray

Jekyll and Hyde (both the musical and the book)

Jesus Christ Superstar

Cherik

Thank you very much

Enfield saying “ass” will forever be one of the highlights in the book. He did what no other man dared do.

Marc and Steven seeing the other sarcophagus whilst escaping:

Would you still love me if I impersonated the angel that your father promised to send to you and dropped a whole chandelier on your place of work

sshhh, don’t wake them 💤 

[Image description Loki saying "my top surgery went really well" and Mighty Thor replying "that's great my bottom surgery is next week" Both saying in unison "i can't believe we're both goth and trans" at the bottom of the image Frog Thor says "I'm a communist!"]

plinko horse was first posted in 2017... we let him suffer and looked away for 5 years. we are monsters. we are the incinerator