If They Ain't Barking And Whimpering Than You Need To Fuck Them Harder.

can i bite u btw?

hell yeah !!

"sorry my dicks small" "sorry I take a while to cum, if I cum at all" "sorry I cum too fast" "sorry i can't get hard anymore" blah blah blah blah blah let me blow you already STFU

guess what my ego says...

i could survive my own autopsy

being edged until i beg and cry for release only to be told to say "i'm a good boy i'm a pretty boy" and all the praise i never even dare to agree with as it makes my brain freeze would cure me

gonna be like doing all the things i need to do so might be back to posting tmr or tuesday

yippee !!

my older sister should plow me from behind as a reward for cleaning my room

need to jerk off so bad but i haven’t the motivation to do it. can someone come help me out and fuck me till i can’t think please

am quite swell :33

Meow:3

@palace-of-lotus-flowers

mirouuuu

:3c

rlly homophobic that no one’s inside me

if i took enough edibles, do you think i would turn into a puppy like ... for realsies?

….. anyone wanna help me find out? :3

(for science, of course)