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1crowlord

6 months ago

A true modern icon.

I mupping voted... YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!

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usa the muppets election 2024

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1crowlord

9 months ago

50 posts!

Omg @the-muppet-joker got me to 50 posts lol

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tumblr milestone 50 posts this is insane and hilarious! I rarely post/comment due to social anxiety

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1crowlord

9 months ago

I think you just liked 500 of my posts in a row. You win 500 Muppet Bucks and a free therapy session!

Sorry, I just found out about you from a Mr. TheStrange, who I know you dislike, but they led me to you so maybe that’s some good. And I have become obsessed with your content. I felt I needed to read your posts from the start to get a full understanding of your story and mind and I have been enjoying myself as I find you quite funny, but sorry for all the notifications you must have been having.

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anyway freaking out that you saw me and replied printing this out to put on my wall you are such a good writer too btw I hope you stick with your writing degree

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1crowlord

1 year ago

It tickles my brain

Wiggle

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Wiggle

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1crowlord

1 year ago

These stories are the ones that remind you that throughout history people have always been people

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

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homophobia history facts yugoslavia in an incredibly stupid sense in this case

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1crowlord

1 year ago

Both would definitely make me cry

For consideration:

- Good Place Severance AU

- Severance Good Place AU

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1crowlord

2 years ago

You can only reblog this today.

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adventure time finn the human

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1crowlord

2 years ago

im sorry but “rauru: source of right arm” fucking floored me

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1crowlord

2 years ago

I kept thinking about this the entire time.

why does the actor who plays young george III in queen charlotte look like if someone tried to draw nicholas hoult from memory

these are the same person

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bridgerton queen charlotte although I don’t mind tbh they’re stories parallel so well

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1crowlord

2 years ago

IT’S DRACULA DAILY EVE!

Don’t forget to leave out the paprika for our Good Friend Jonathan Harker!

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1crowlord

2 years ago

Sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah, we send him to turbohell, yeah he's misha now

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1crowlord

2 years ago

oh so when a bunch of roman senators kill their leader it's #girlboss but when i, macbeth,

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ides of march shakespeare macbeth I literally tried to convince my English teacher something similar in high school I was like go girl boss fulfill your destiny

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1crowlord

2 years ago

This is the cutest thing ever

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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1crowlord

2 years ago

I’m gonna put a bunch of suggestions in a hat to draw each morning and that is my gender of the day

Concept: Gender reveal parties for non binary/agender/fluid/secretive people where instead of the honoree revealing their gender, the guests all bring a gender suggestion. Like “cowboy”, “abandoned Blockbuster” or “Victorian child ghost” and then the person picks a winner.

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1crowlord

2 years ago

I want this to be used for a dating sim. (As in you have to do these actions to get these character’s attention and romance)

Blorbocore Activities for Dracula Characters

Jonathan:

Treat yourself to a cup of tea at the aerated bread company. Or, you know, a modern cafe. Or just at home.

Write your significant other’s name over and over in glitter gel pen. Shorthand optional

Appreciate a scenic vista. Write it down in the most flowery purple prose you can manage

Try a new food. Bonus points if it’s spicy.

Choose vengeance.

Mina:

Write in ink or on a typewriter. Try shorthand for bonus points

Find a cool graveyard to chill in. Old man with an indecipherable accent is optional

Memorize something random, just for kicks

Similarly, adopt or hone a skill that could come in handy one day, but is otherwise just some fun tidbit

Be an unapologetically goth queen

Arthur:

Hang out with your pets!

Take a leaf out of his dating notebook (fishing, tennis, outdoorsy stuff)

Finally let your emotions overcome you and express them by sobbing inconsolably onto your sister-by-choice’s shoulder

Tell people you value how you feel about them, but phrase it in the context of their imminent demise

Dress up nice for no real reason

Jack:

Record an audio diary or “podcast” of your day. Imitate people’s voices to the best of your ability.

Stare melodramatically into the middle distance, ideally looking pensively into the sunset

Is there something you can spend hours doing and never get bored? Do it. Now.

Learn a few Latin phrases to sprinkle into your conversations

Listen to emo music.

Quincey:

Have a campfire to roast marshmallows and spin yarns around

Put on your most exaggerated cowboy voice and talk slang for the day.

Flee from a pack of wolves with your friends

Be the spontaneous friend! Shoot a bat.

Be rootin, be tootin, be shootin, but most of all be kind

Van Helsing:

Do something supportive for your friends if they need a pick-me-up!

Embrace dark comedy. Bow before King Laugh.

Mangle as many metaphors as you can in one conversation. The more times you mention corn, the better.

Read up on mythology and folklore

Try to convince your most skeptical friend that ghosts are real.

Lucy:

Keep a diary in emulation of your Good Friend Mina

Go for an evening stroll.

Have a sleepover with your friends! They can try to stop you from sleepwalking out of the room.

Dye your hair a new color on impulse

Donate blood.

Renfield:

Find a non-aesthetic bug— not a butterfly— and examine it closely

Sing or hum in your room and ignore guests

Debate philosophy.

Jump out a window and run over to bother your neighbor in the dead of night

Absolutely pummel a punching bag, pillow, or psychiatrist.

Dracula:

get hit in the head with a shovel.

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dracula dating sim dracula daily polyamory option?? also dating Dracula would be a comedy show although maybe Dracula should be a Easter egg option

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1crowlord

2 years ago

For real obsessing, I’m gonna die by aneurysm waiting these 8months and doubly if they extend the release date!!!!!

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1crowlord

2 years ago

Also titled: what we would see if Garfield were a figment of Jon’s imagination

Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

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1crowlord

2 years ago

A moment to be remembered forever

a black and white comic. the first two panels show the hand of reigen arataka slamming on the ground while he yells, "NO!" followed by a crown which reads "SEXYMAN" falling to the ground.

the rest of the page has text and three crossed out portraits. it reads:

were all those battles... herobrine... spamton... ingo... were they all for nothing?

a black and white comic, with a few key points in a vibrant teal.

the first panel shows the crown starting to float off the ground, it has teal energy radiating around it. in the opposing corners are sans' slipper as he stands tall, and reigen's balled up, tear-stained fists as he kneels on the ground. reigen keeps yelling, "NO!"

a few short panels show sans' hand, eye, and smile all separately. the former two with that same teal energy and the latter with a glint. sans says, "heh... too easy."

the final panels show reigen clenching his fist and crying with his eyes shut and sans slowly levitating the crown towards his head.

a twitter poll so exhilarating... a battle for the ages...

BOW TO THE KING ! SANSSWEEP, BABY

a black and white sketch of sans from the shoulders up. he's winking and grinning with a shrug, but he's visibly sweating. there are sparkles all around him. the "SEXYMAN" crown is on his head. he's saying "didn't even break a sweat." (there's an undertale text box and everything) however, there is a faded looking screenshot of the twitter poll behind him which shows that he won the vote by .1%

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1crowlord

2 years ago

This is the best one I’ve seen!!

😆😆☠️

is arthur pendragon back yet?

day 542,631: WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED BUT THE THRONE IS WIDE OPEN

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1crowlord

2 years ago

Reblogging because this is so helpful especially as someone who has incredible difficulty imagining maps and how places connect.

Because the geography of Whitby is handy to know later on, and I have no ability to visualize things, I'm going to post a little map (very low quality, I'm bad at this) of present-day Whitby with some of the places Mina mentions marked on it.

The Crescent (centre left), a fancy part of Whitby where Lucy is staying.

Lucy met me at the station, looking sweeter and lovelier than ever, and we drove up to the house at the Crescent in which they have rooms.

2. The ruins of Whitby Abbey, up on the east cliff (lower right).

Right over the town is the ruin of Whitby Abbey, which was sacked by the Danes, and which is the scene of part of “Marmion” where the girl was built up in the wall. It is a most noble ruin, of immense size, and full of beautiful and romantic bits; there’s a legend that a white lady is seen in one of the windows.

3. The graveyard of St. Mary's Church with the view over the cliffs and harbour that Mina likes (lower right).

Between [Whitby Abbey] and the town there is another church, the parish one, round which is a big graveyard, all full of tombstones. This is to my mind the nicest spot in Whitby, for it lies right over the town, and has a full view of the harbour and all up the bay to where the headland called Kettleness stretches out into the sea. It descends so steeply over the harbour that part of the bank has fallen away, and some of the graves have been destroyed. In one place part of the stonework of the graves stretches out over the sandy pathway far below. There are walks, with seats beside them, through the churchyard; and people go and sit there all day long looking at the beautiful view and enjoying the breeze. I shall come and sit here very often myself and work.

4. Whitby harbour, with the two lighthouses circled.

The harbour lies below me, with, on the far side, one long granite wall stretching out into the sea, with a curve outwards at the end of it, in the middle of which is a lighthouse. A heavy sea-wall runs along aside of it. On the near side, the sea-wall makes an elbow crooked inversely, and its end too has a lighthouse. Between the two piers there is a narrow opening into the harbour, which then suddenly widens.

It is nice at high water; but when the tide it out it shoals away to nothing, and there is merely the stream of the Esk, running between banks of sand, with rocks here and there. Outside the harbour on this side there rises for about half a mile a great reef, the sharp edge of which runs straight out from behind the south lighthouse.

The reef isn't in the photo above, but if you go to Google Maps you can see it angling off to the northwest.

5. The steps down from the graveyard to the town (lower right).

He hobbled away, and I could see him hurrying, as well as he could, down the steps. The steps are a great feature on the place. They lead from the town up to the church, there are hundreds of them – I do not know how many – and they wind up in a delicate curve; the slope is so gentle that a horse could easily walk up and down them. I think they must have originally had something to do with the abbey.

One other feature of the town Mina mentions is the viaduct, which isn't in the map above because it's far south of the rest.

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1crowlord

3 years ago

Amazing. Your really managed to capture the soul of that scene.

The diner at the end of the multiverse

not-so-stabby old man Mark from In Space with Markiplier part 2

what an adventure :’’)

[Instagram]

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1crowlord

3 years ago

Omg this is the best teapot that I’ve ever seen!!! And I love the D4 dice cup to go with!

Yay! I finished it and it looks pretty good if I do say so myself! I’m thinking of making d20 mugs…all those angles make it time consuming to build though

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1crowlord

3 years ago

I need these irl

Imagining capes

kashiwa mochi and gingko

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art illustration ink watercolour skycotl

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1crowlord

3 years ago

This wins. No more memes needed.

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3 years ago

GOD DAMN IT MARVEL YOU MADE ME SHIP ANOTHER CAPTAIN AMERICA WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND, ONLY TO HAVE CAP RUN BACK TO THEIR OLD FLAME FROM OVER A CENTURY AGO