You Don’t Need To Explain Your Sense Of Style To Anyone. You Want To Wear A Dress? Great. You Want

You don’t need to explain your sense of style to anyone. You want to wear a dress? Great. You want to wear a suit? Great. You want to shave your eyebrows off, paint your face like a demon goat and walk around in 7-inch heels? You do you sweetie.

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1 year ago

It tickles my brain

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2 years ago

A moment to be remembered forever

a black and white comic. the first two panels show the hand of reigen arataka slamming on the ground while he yells, "NO!" followed by a crown which reads "SEXYMAN" falling to the ground.

the rest of the page has text and three crossed out portraits. it reads:

were all those battles... herobrine... spamton... ingo... were they all for nothing?

a black and white comic, with a few key points in a vibrant teal.

the first panel shows the crown starting to float off the ground, it has teal energy radiating around it. in the opposing corners are sans' slipper as he stands tall, and reigen's balled up, tear-stained fists as he kneels on the ground. reigen keeps yelling, "NO!"

a few short panels show sans' hand, eye, and smile all separately. the former two with that same teal energy and the latter with a glint. sans says, "heh... too easy."

the final panels show reigen clenching his fist and crying with his eyes shut and sans slowly levitating the crown towards his head.

a twitter poll so exhilarating... a battle for the ages...

BOW TO THE KING ! SANSSWEEP, BABY

a black and white sketch of sans from the shoulders up. he's winking and grinning with a shrug, but he's visibly sweating. there are sparkles all around him. the "SEXYMAN" crown is on his head. he's saying "didn't even break a sweat." (there's an undertale text box and everything) however, there is a faded looking screenshot of the twitter poll behind him which shows that he won the vote by .1%

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

Everyone who reblogs this post will get a picture of one of my furbys in their inbox.

However,,, some will be cursed and some will be blessed...

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1crowlord

9 months ago

50 posts!

Omg @the-muppet-joker got me to 50 posts lol

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tumblr milestone 50 posts this is insane and hilarious! I rarely post/comment due to social anxiety

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1crowlord

2 years ago

I kept thinking about this the entire time.

why does the actor who plays young george III in queen charlotte look like if someone tried to draw nicholas hoult from memory

these are the same person

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bridgerton queen charlotte although I don’t mind tbh they’re stories parallel so well

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4 years ago

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2 years ago

I want this to be used for a dating sim. (As in you have to do these actions to get these character’s attention and romance)

Blorbocore Activities for Dracula Characters

Jonathan:

Treat yourself to a cup of tea at the aerated bread company. Or, you know, a modern cafe. Or just at home.

Write your significant other’s name over and over in glitter gel pen. Shorthand optional

Appreciate a scenic vista. Write it down in the most flowery purple prose you can manage

Try a new food. Bonus points if it’s spicy.

Choose vengeance.

Mina:

Write in ink or on a typewriter. Try shorthand for bonus points

Find a cool graveyard to chill in. Old man with an indecipherable accent is optional

Memorize something random, just for kicks

Similarly, adopt or hone a skill that could come in handy one day, but is otherwise just some fun tidbit

Be an unapologetically goth queen

Arthur:

Hang out with your pets!

Take a leaf out of his dating notebook (fishing, tennis, outdoorsy stuff)

Finally let your emotions overcome you and express them by sobbing inconsolably onto your sister-by-choice’s shoulder

Tell people you value how you feel about them, but phrase it in the context of their imminent demise

Dress up nice for no real reason

Jack:

Record an audio diary or “podcast” of your day. Imitate people’s voices to the best of your ability.

Stare melodramatically into the middle distance, ideally looking pensively into the sunset

Is there something you can spend hours doing and never get bored? Do it. Now.

Learn a few Latin phrases to sprinkle into your conversations

Listen to emo music.

Quincey:

Have a campfire to roast marshmallows and spin yarns around

Put on your most exaggerated cowboy voice and talk slang for the day.

Flee from a pack of wolves with your friends

Be the spontaneous friend! Shoot a bat.

Be rootin, be tootin, be shootin, but most of all be kind

Van Helsing:

Do something supportive for your friends if they need a pick-me-up!

Embrace dark comedy. Bow before King Laugh.

Mangle as many metaphors as you can in one conversation. The more times you mention corn, the better.

Read up on mythology and folklore

Try to convince your most skeptical friend that ghosts are real.

Lucy:

Keep a diary in emulation of your Good Friend Mina

Go for an evening stroll.

Have a sleepover with your friends! They can try to stop you from sleepwalking out of the room.

Dye your hair a new color on impulse

Donate blood.

Renfield:

Find a non-aesthetic bug— not a butterfly— and examine it closely

Sing or hum in your room and ignore guests

Debate philosophy.

Jump out a window and run over to bother your neighbor in the dead of night

Absolutely pummel a punching bag, pillow, or psychiatrist.

Dracula:

get hit in the head with a shovel.

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dracula dating sim dracula daily polyamory option?? also dating Dracula would be a comedy show although maybe Dracula should be a Easter egg option

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1crowlord

3 years ago

This wins. No more memes needed.

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1crowlord

2 years ago

oh so when a bunch of roman senators kill their leader it's #girlboss but when i, macbeth,

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ides of march shakespeare macbeth I literally tried to convince my English teacher something similar in high school I was like go girl boss fulfill your destiny

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