1crowlord - Frogs And Moss

im sorry but “rauru: source of right arm” fucking floored me

Reblog if you agree.

Day #1

Pronouns: ???? Yes

(Seriously I have no idea just use all of them)

All that I know is that I’m gay

this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website

These stories are the ones that remind you that throughout history people have always been people

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

Amazing. Your really managed to capture the soul of that scene.

The diner at the end of the multiverse

not-so-stabby old man Mark from In Space with Markiplier part 2

what an adventure :’’)

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Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.