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When I get to pull a MatPat and give the Pope something as a representative of transfem culture, I'm giving him a copy of Human Domestication Guide.

Awful, I love it

Puppygirl: "What?"

Sheepgirl: "You herd me."

Join the cognito hazard

Diary of an Awkward trans-girl : Day 23 —What the hell is HDG?

Dear Diary,

Okay, so I have this ridiculously adorable trans friend— @sapphothecutewitch who is the kind of cute chaos that makes your gay little soul panic just a bit. She’s a total menace in the most affectionate, gremlin-coded way possible. She’s been trying to get me into this fandom called HDG. I still don’t even really know what it is—some kind of anime or visual novel or fever dream of queer feelings and unhinged energy? But every time she brings it up, it’s with that little sparkle in her eye like she knows something I don’t.

She swears I’d love it. Says it’s got “everything a soft little weirdo like you would love.” Which, rude… but also maybe true?

And the worst part is—I trust her taste. That’s the dangerous bit. Like, I know if I let her show me even one character or plotline, it’s over. I’ll spiral. I’ll fall. She’ll smirk. I’ll be in too deep and she’ll get to say “I told you so,” probably while teasing me with a knowing look.

As a trans girl who’s already got a tendency for obsessive little hyperfixations and emotionally intense friendships that maybe toe the line a little (okay, a lot)… this could be my downfall. And honestly? That’s starting to sound kind of appealing.

Maybe I want to be pulled into a new fandom by a girl who giggles a little too hard. Maybe I want to watch her ramble about her favorite characters while I try (and fail) to understand her. Maybe I want something silly and passionate and weird I can chat with to someone like me.

Anything is beautiful up close, you just need to the eyes to see it and the mind to look for it

Affini kisses are *TOTALLY* underrated!!!

The feeling of vines holding your head in place, vines snaking down your throat...

Don't get me started on the xenodrugies, personally an A + N combo is INSANE with kisses!!!

I was recently playing dst and was doing some farming

I also read hdg

I think plants have a universal praise kink

the legendary duel of Edward scissor-arm and Joe mcfatherdead.

on a lone summer's evening upon a beach, two adversaries approached each other in preparation for their final confrontation.

"Joe approach me like a true man," Edward called out.

"If you ascribe true manhood to dying, then just die alright," as the words left Joe's mouth he started to charge at Edward, however he was mildly slowed for he was allergic to sand.

"It's no use Joe you'll die just like your father. Bob mcbeatshiswife was a terrible swordsman and it looks like that runs in your family "

However while Edward scissor-arm was voicing exposition Joe ran up and stabbed Edward with his father's bastard sword, named wife, thus ending the fight rather anticlimacticly.

I showed my dm the archlich vid on liches and he's been ranting for past 15 minutes

"The Italians wanted to conquer hell, because they claimed they had the copyright over it, because the catholic church had invented it."

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