In Honour Of Me Maintaining My Eyebrows For Over Six Months And Not Having Anyone Detect “shaving Rashes”

I hate needing to see new doctors because I never know what could make them dismiss me.

I am to vague: obviously don't have an issue.

To spesific: hypochondriac.

Too knowledgeable about my own conditions: Has a suspicious extent of knowledge about spesific condition possible faker

Haven't heard of somthing like what they describe before: not real and if it is then it's clearly not important

Over explain to try and avoid the above: obsessed with being sick and looking for validation that they are. let them know you see through their evil gaslighting

Release of Shar

I wanna have a wedding purely for this now

Imagine there was a bouquet toss and it was me and my wife chucking bouquets at people full force

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

trying to seduce the dykes in my history class with slutty outfits (fully clothed with a peekaboo)

Why am I studying organic chemistry when I really should be making a butchfemme Pinterest board..?

the innocent femme x evil butch is too common

what about us evil, depraved femmes who want to ruin a sweet butch

where’s that representation smh

we don’t need billionaires, we need a self-sustaining lesbian commune with a community garden and a cat rescue

Fucking her through the night and making her breakfast in the morning.