Life Is 60% More Copeable With Random Unhinged Affirmations

god forbid a dyke finds inspiration

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

Having five pairs of tweezers to myself + knowing where my mum keeps hers has been making me do some silly things 😍. Jokes aside sending love to anyone else going through a trichotillomania frenzy, you can get through this <3

I wanna have a wedding purely for this now

Imagine there was a bouquet toss and it was me and my wife chucking bouquets at people full force

"Just stop pulling your hair."

Thanks, you're so helpful. I really did not think of that at all :|

having pink in your closet is a must ୨୧

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

i hope every butch with acne, bush, dad bods, stone identity, high voices, & nerdy interests are having a beautiful day

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being