Alternately:
Tonsils (they have a tendency to constantly get infected and then they have to get removed)
Tailbone (we don’t even have tails anymore and it’s so bad that it probably gets in the way of us shiting)
Spleen (literally just a sack of blood and it gave my uncle cancer when he was a teenager)
My personal opinion of Remus’ parents:
Lyall: a werewolf hating bigot that “left to buy milk and never came back” one day like a year after Remus was bitten.
Hope: loml, did her absolute best to help Remus and is The Best
What’s your favorite type of pizza? I love vesuvio pizza, especially when it’s kinda sloppy/greasy, it’s probably been one of my safe foods since the first time I ever had it! (I hate when the ham is that weird shitty dark grainy stuff tho, like ewww!!!! Wtf even is that??? I don’t even think it should count as being ham?? What in the world did you even do to that poor pig??)
reblog if you like pizza and/or pasta
But first, formatting and translation: the original swedish lyrics are in italics and the translations are written one line underneath [like this], a comma will usually signify the break between two lyrics that are right after each other. I will mostly be directly translating them from Swedish, so the syntax might not make a lot of sense.
Dom Andra [The Others]:
En pessimist i sitt livs form, Jag vädrar blod, det luktar sorg
[A pessimist in its life form, I despise blood, it smells like sorrow]
- Reggie and Remus
En utomjordings kärlekstörst, En undran vem som svek vem först?
[An aliens love thirst, a wonder of who let who down first?]
- literally everyone (probably not the alien part tho)
Och jag blir gärna en martyr, Vi behöver nog en ny
[And I’ll gladly become a martyr, we probably need a new one anyway]
- Regulus, but also everyone (other than Peter but it could still work from his own twisted perspective)
Och vi kommer inte längre, Vi är tillbaks på noll, Men ingen kommer sörja, Vi har spelat ut vår roll, Vi glömmer hela skiten, Det betyder ingenting, Vi skulle kommit längre, Men räckte inte till
[And we’re not getting any further, We’re back to zero, But no one’s gonna mourn, We’ve played out all our roles, We’ll forget the whole shit, It doesn’t mean anything, We would’ve gotten further, But it wasn’t enough]
- everyone, once they realized that the whole first war was pointless and that Dumblewhore was a manipulative cunt who used them.
And your old friend waits with the scythe in a swing and how you played when you were kids - Sirius when Bellatrix killed him because no matter what she did or how much he tried to deny it, she was still his cousin Trixie who he played with when they were kids and he still had somewhat loving memories of that, of her.
The sleep came and you were so right in time, the sleep came like tears against your screen, the sleep came like a right twisted opinion, but compared to dollars and yen death can easily become a joke - literally everyone
You’ve lost your war, you’re the last one left, and no one is coming to your defense (coming to your defense) so you stand in a salute with your back straight and you take 400 hits - Regulus realizing that no matter what he does he will never be good enough for his parents and that he should have just left with Sirius when he asked.
Den Döda Vinklen [The Dead Angle]: (the title of this song could be a reference to the whole album it’s from being from death’s POV or it could also be a reference to the blind spot in a car)
I was alone for a long time, an only child, the monster underneath a home built bunkbed - Remus (I want to hug him)
Give me a winter drug, give me all you’ve got. Come now I’m chronically low, the only thing that can be heard is the darkness - Remus after Halloween 1981 begging for Sirius to be innocent
In your eyes there was a storm I saw, like summer snow, from the dead angle/blind spot I see everything you do - Regulus’ ghost watching Sirius fuck up his entire life, eternally destined to facepalm so hard and so much that he would break his skull if he could.
And there they’re coming, I can see them between the trees. Please can you help me escape? - Regulus to Sirius and Sirius to James
(These lyrics are from Den Döda Vinklen [The Dead Angle], this could be a reference to the whole album it’s from being through the perspective of death or it could also be a reference to the blind spot in a car)
And everyone who’s ever loved you has hated me out of fear - wolfstar (this was somehow the only lyric from Palace & Main that worked and I don’t know how)
An icey wind over the water bears an echo from the world of the dead, a greeting from a jealously scornful ocean - Reggie, obviously (for like the fiftieth time because the whole Du & Jag Döden [You & Me Death] album is just incredibly Regulus coded)
And in the bars the wreaks cling tight we mourn a lost burden and the snow helps the debris fall down. Black branches obscure the white of the house, I haven’t been here since all of this was yours. - Remus talking to an imaginary version of Sirius after the first war ended.
Like a Romeo in jeans on your balcony (I want you, you’re mine, you’re only mine) I’m the shadow by your screen door once again (I want to have you, I’m yours, I’m only yours) - Sirius to Remus, either immediately after he escaped from prison or a bit after the prank (I like the first option much more because I don’t like the idea of the prank ever happening)
And your dress is like rags in my hands- Sirius when he found Lily
(All of the most recent lyrics are from Romeo Återvänder Ensam [Romeo Returns Alone])
And you and I hold our breath and hold hands in the leap, it’s not that long till we reach home, and even so there’s still a thousand tears left - Sirius and Regulus while running away together (I might be a bit delulu)
So don’t ever apologize again. And we’re finally passing their borders. Do you remember our blood oath, our law? Our idiotic crusade against an equally stupid town? I remember everything like nails to glass, but you just laugh at me and reduce everything to a joke, but I see in your pathetic demeanor and your hunting look that it feels like there’s still far to go to get home, and soon there won’t be any more tears left - also Sirius and Regulus running away together
And that boy I never knew, that roamed streets I never saw, thought thoughts I never thought, under a thin and frizzy haircut, as all the feelings struck and exploded during a time when nothing happened in a city that never slept, but we were all young once my love. Yes, we were all young once. Yes, we were all young once - Remus, Sirius and Regulus
And I’m scared out of my own life of living and I’m scared to death of dying, but we will all die one day my love. Yes, we will all die one day - Regulus and James
(These past lyrics are from Mannen I Den Vita Hatten (16 År Senare) [The Man In The White Hat (16 Years Later)].)
I hope they stay together and keep helping each other for a very long time.
Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.
I personally think he’d:
Also be a werewolf.
Be killed by Fenrir Greyback on the same night Remus became a werewolf.
Not a werewolf and died because he accidentally walked in on Remus transforming at some point when they were kids.
Both 1&3, he died during a full moon as a child either because Remus accidentally scratched and killed him or he accidentally scratched himself so hard that he died. But no one knows for sure what happened that night.
Animagus who turns into a wolf or a very small dog.
I think him being named Romulus and dying tragically, especially if Remus accidentally killed him when they were kids, would be an interesting inversion of the Roman myth of the founding of Rome because Romulus is the one who kills Remus in the myth.
I just want to know the general consensus of the hypothetical
why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs
Obsessed with Bubbles (Argentina)
(Fyi Tim became robin by being Dick Grayson’s nr.1 fan, he has been stalking first Dick and Bruce and then Jason and Bruce, since he was nine years old.)
Tim definitely knows who’s who, but he finds it funny to lightheartedly mess with Damian
I want a fic or something about the Batfamily where Jason and Dick de-aged back to their Robin days by like a wizard or some shit, then Damian and Tim have to look after them... except they mix them up.
There's two little boys with black hair and blue eyes, wearing the same pants-less costume, and both answering to the name of Robin, but one is all wide eyes and wide smile and one has a murderous anger in his gaze and demeanor, so they make assumptions that *obviously* the murder-y one is Jason and the happy little boy is Dick.
Then they get back to the Batcave and Bruce automatically knows which one is which and calls them by the right names. I just think it'd be a total mind-fuck for Tim and especially Damian.
This is absolutely fantastically and chaotically beautiful.
so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style