3-cats-in-a-coat
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Fully agree with this
Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.
Fyi someone tiktoked your post, here's the link (I'm on mobile so I can't embed it in the text, sorry):
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdYaGEWv/
*gives Tim all of my mental and physical illnesses because it's midnight and I'm bored*
The second one is lowkey nsfw by the by.
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Tim, eating breakfast with the family when all of a sudden his ribs decide to feel like they're folding in on themselves:
Tim: Damn, I really gotta kms
Bruce, not looking up from his morning paper: Your therapist said not to say that.
Tim: Damn, I really gotta... eat.... cookies?
Bruce: *Approving hmm*
Dick: Someone in this family goes to therapy?
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Tim's body deciding to simultaneously cramp and set itself on fire mid getting his back blown out:
Tim, reaching behind him: Shit, stop, pull out...
Bernard: OhmyGod, sorry, are you okay?
Tim: I'll live, just let me...
Tim: *lies face down on a pillow.*
Tim: Roll me over if I run out of oxygen.
Bernard: Okay :(
Bernard: I'm sorry :(
Tim: I'm okay, Bear, promise. Could you just like, grab painkillers and stuff?
Bernard: And heating pad, and snacks?
Tim: Yes. I love you
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Tim, staring at the suspiciously ballerina-shaped figure that keeps whispering to him and changing:
Tim: Yo, chat, you seeing this?
Damian, glancing in his direction: Hm. No.
Tim, who just needed confirmation he was hallucinating: Cool, thanks.
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Tim, still sitting at the batcomputer after 6 uninterrupted hours: Man, I'm hungry...
Jason: Eat then.
Tim: Nah, I'm good, I haven't earned it yet.
Jason: Fym earned it? If you're hungry, go eat.
Tim: No, it's cool, I haven't even gotten the shakes yet.
Jason: THE SHAKES?? GO EAT!
Tim: No, it's cool, I don't even have a headache yet.
Jason: TIM!
Tim: No, it's cool, I'm not even hungry anymore.
Jason: GO FEED YOURSELF.
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Tim, through comms, on patrol: I'm gonna head over to Main Street real quick.
Babs: What? Why? That's not on your route tonight.
Tim: Yeah, but if I don't my head will explode and my whole family will die.
Babs: I see... Well, tell Bruce hi if you run into him.
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Tim: I'm glad my addiction genes went to caffine instead of alcohol, I could've been fucked up.
Jason: Real.
Bruce: Are you both prone to addiction?? And you didn't tell me?? :((
Tim, with a full-size fridge full of energy drinks in his room:
Tim: You didn't know?
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Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
Leave a note of some kind if you like to nom on your fingers/hands/arms
Me when my dad criticizes my stim/grounding technique (lightly nomming on my fingers/hands/arms) when I know for a fact that he used to eat his shirts and that I probably got it from him: ??????
testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw
I fully agree with those tags, like do none of you have different shapes, colors and/or brands of shampoo, conditioner and body wash??
Is your bathroom painted in nothing but random disorienting splatters of neon colors that fully cover your entire walls, floor, ceiling and literally every other surface? Like some kind of abstract art installation?? I would ask if all of your bathrooms were painted by a person with schizophrenia who was on drugs but that feels offensive to people with schizophrenia's taste in good art and their artistic skills. (Obviously in several other, more significant/serious, ways too but those are considerably less fun to be bringing up in this conversation)
Like I can't read the labels on my shower products without picking them up or crouching down to look at them (I keep them on the floor, and even if I wasn't looking straight down at them I would still struggle to read them from that distance) but I can see what each thing is bc they all look and feel drastically different and I've memorized them (yk like someone with a functioning brain, who also isn't literally blind).
If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.
How Batman should die
Bruce Wayne attends a Gala. A previous Employee hijacks the event with goons
Bruce has hit the panic button. He came alone cause he got in an argument with some of them and the rest are busy.
Dick and Damian are rushing to the event. With others following suit when they can.
Hijacker asks if he has any last words.
He pulls out his pocket watch. Looks at it and smiles. Then he stares down the employee. Looks him in the eyes, knowing he can’t fight back just because of how many hired guns there are. They said if he tries to others will be shot. He dies or his kids arrive. Either or.
The guy raises his gun and fires while the others are five minutes out.
They arrive. The hijackers and goons are gone. Bruce Wayne is dead and cops are on the way
Later after his body had been processed Gordon returns the watch to Dick. He opens it and it’s a picture of everyone.
He wanted to see his kids one last time before he joined his parents
Is the horse Sleipnir? If it’s him that means that he’s Loki’s son. Loki literally gave birth to a horse with 8 legs in the myths.
If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.
Same lol
This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?
25!… This problem is worse than I expected it to be.
This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?
What’s your favorite type of pizza? I love vesuvio pizza, especially when it’s kinda sloppy/greasy, it’s probably been one of my safe foods since the first time I ever had it! (I hate when the ham is that weird shitty dark grainy stuff tho, like ewww!!!! Wtf even is that??? I don’t even think it should count as being ham?? What in the world did you even do to that poor pig??)
reblog if you like pizza and/or pasta
Glaring daggers at my bestie’s horrible ex bc he deserves it.
I think I’ve heard of one single fic where Effie and Fleamont were somehow worse than Walburga and Orion??? It wasn’t even like a reverse kinda situation where Walburga and Orion were good instead of Effie and Fleamont?????? I hope it was a wattpad fic
I love how in the marauders fandom we argue about absolutely everything except Euphemia and Fleamont Potter being great parents. We all have different opinions and headcanons but I have never once heard a bad word about those two.
Oh and before you say we all agree on Walburga being terrible, I once read a oneshot where she was weirdly nice. It was one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read.
Yes!
People think Regulus or James would be the scariest of them but it’s actually Lily. She is considerably more powerful than people tend to think.
She has both of them fully wrapped around her fingers, if she tells them to do something, they will.
They’re all fully capable of picking and fighting their own battles but if you hurt one of them, the other two will be there in an instant, fully ready to hunt you down. All three of them both could and would gladly end the world for each other if they had to.
People who ship Jegulily but don’t make Regulus and Lily date are cowards.
@prokopetz Someone reposted this on one of those tik toks with the fake usernames.
Concept: a superhero whose civilian identity is five different people. Not like they’re a hive mind or they can duplicate themselves or anything – they’re just a group of five people who all have different powers but coincidentally wear roughly the same size costume, who’ve decided to team up and share the same heroic persona. As far as both the general public and the broader super-powered community know, they’re a single incredibly hard-working super with a bewildering variety of seemingly unrelated powers, except they only have access to any given power some of the time owing to complex criteria they refuse to adequately explain.
(Thus far they’ve been very careful to ensure that their heroic persona is never provably in two places at once, though honestly it’s only a matter of time; there’s some argument among the group whether to deal with that eventuality by coming clean, or by claiming that bilocation is also one of their powers.)
Regulus’ is so damn funny
Marauders fake tweets, priv accounts
(Minus Evan and Bartys cause theres a limit)
I’ve been waiting a year to post this
Danish: : )
Danish: Marie hen (like a female chicken)
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
Hi! I’m bringing Character came back from the dead wrong/undead (like they’re a zombie or a ghost or something)
I had a tag game idea, idk if anyone's done this before but idc it sounds fun
Fanfic picnic!!
Everyone brings one fanfic/ao3 thing to the picnic. It can be whatever you want; a trope, a tag, anything you want
To start us off I'm bringing some hurt/comfort tag
Np tags: @yourlocalbadgerscales @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab @friendofthefrogswastaken @serenisastar @nyx-taylors-version
3-c---co
I’m baffled at how coherent some of your usernames are
ok gimmickverse let's all do this
I would be oho-h-
@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!
The real reason Peter became a Death Eater was actually because Bellatrix has a truly terrific stash and the only way you could get some is when she’d occasionally share a little with the most devoted members after the meetings.
the marauders:
desi james potter
welsh remus lupin
french sirius black
high af peter pettigrew
I finally got to season two of 9-1-1 (I started like a year ago, maybe more but I keep forgetting to actually watch it), I’m only halfway through the first episode of the season and omfg Buck and Eddie already have such big crushes on each other that it hurts they’re taking too damn long to kiss and they only met in the episode I’m currently watching. I applaud you all for somehow withstanding like 6 entire seasons of this painfully drawn out homoerotic/homoromantic spiral of denial and doom.
Also I love Maddie, especially since it’s the next day and I’ve seen more episodes with her.
And I absolutely adore Christopher, he’s so cute I just wanna ruffle his hair. Someone needs to introduce this kid to some Ole Lund Kierkegaard books bc I just know they’d make him laugh so much he’d fall out of his seat and barely be able to breathe cause he’s laughing so hard.
I found it!!! I’m on mobile so I can’t put the link in a good way but here it is (after the cut):
The first fic in the series is called One of these mornings you’re gonna rise up singing by UnifiedCreations it’s also the first fic in a different series which is also pretty good but that isn’t an au with El Munson
Alternate timeline — El is found by the Munsons.
(I’m going with a headcanon i saw months ago on here suggesting that there would be no investigation at all cause Wayne would see people in suits on his doorstep, think they’re after Eddie and chase them off with a shotgun so they wouldn’t even bother coming back)