I Think I’ve Heard Of One Single Fic Where Effie And Fleamont Were Somehow Worse Than Walburga And

It’s if the hood gets pulled off

why the actual FREAK is jason wearing a domino underneath his hood???

the purpose???

its not for identity concealment because thats what the HOODS FOR??

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

Me when my dad criticizes my stim/grounding technique (lightly nomming on my fingers/hands/arms) when I know for a fact that he used to eat his shirts and that I probably got it from him: ??????

Does anyone else listen to music that you used to listen to all the time as a very small child but haven’t heard it in years and as soon as the instrumental starts it’s like you suddenly can’t breathe, or is that just me?

I love Knox, and I think I want to be him because he’s allowed to be very smart for a joke like once an episode without being expected to be that smart all the time

Don't claim you like himbos unless you stan Knox from Some Assembly Required

What is that even supposed to mean??

/gen

do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.

Jason definitely watches baking/cooking shows as well as Say Yes To The Dress and Lyxfällan/Luksusfælden/Luksusfellen. He throws a popcorn and yells at the tv when they use the wrong ingredients, pick an ugly ill fitting expensive dress or make financial decisions so bad it physically hurts.

S3 Will both would, often does and has multiple times. No clue what happened to his self esteem/confidence in s4 but that applies to like 80% of all the characters in that season. (I have no clue what the writers were thinking that whole time)

Headcanon that Will becomes more comfortable joking with everyone, and when he’s losing Uno he gasps and touches the back of his neck and everyone starts flipping out so he can figure out his game plan with his three yellow cards.

Back To The Future 3 feels like one of those surprisingly good wattpad fanfictions you read in middle school.

It reads like a 14 year old had a weird dream and wrote a Back To The Future western AU in the best way possible.

Also if BTTF3 was a song it would definitely be Andy Warhol by David Bowie.

Glaring daggers at my bestie’s horrible ex bc he deserves it.