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How many gifted young "boys" turned out to be puppy girls who don't want to be valued for their intelligence at all anymore? Cause I know it's not just me
I find it really funny to say that I'm a trans woman who has had multiple ultrasounds and an epidural and it will just confuse the hell out of some people. Like no I can't get pregnant, but believe me I'm definitely trying to.
I'm listening to a podfic on yt and it's just about finished with it and went to scroll through the comments, and this comment. I absolutely love it ✨️
I'm listening to a podfic on yt and it's just about finished with it and went to scroll through the comments, and this comment. I absolutely love it ✨️
A real thing that happened yesterday
Me hiding in the bathroom BC I'm overstimulated and my family is loud:.....
My sister hesitantly knocking on the bathroom door: Did you fall in?
Me:.....yes?
Who’s Superman?
A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!
Here's just a little sneak peek at the fun and amazing work of art that is called...
Airwaves Unscripted (PapaMic) by Chimera_Regarion on WP!
It's crack and it's beautiful and you should definitely go read it right this second- ANYWAY on to it...
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(Izuku Midoriya's POV)
"-and I swear, if I see one more hero posting a 'thoughts and prayers' tweet after doing jack shit to fix the problem, I'm gonna lose my mind." I say, drumming my fingers against the desk.
"Oh-ho, careful, Zuzu!" Dad snickers. "You're gonna make all the corporate heroes cry into their brand sponsorships!"
"Oh no, whatever shall they do? Maybe wipe their tears with the stacks of cash they made off merchandise while ignoring the civilians suffering right outside their shiny-ass agencies?*" I lean into the mic, voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm just a kid, what do I know?"
"You know too much," Dad sighs dramatically. "Society's golden boy, how dare you think critically?"
"I know, I should be grateful!" I throw a hand up. "Look at me, a student at U.A., the peak of all human existence, training under heroes who definitely, absolutely, 100% never screw up or fail anyone! Right, Dad?"
Dad snorts, trying to hold in his laughter. "Oh, absolutely. Heroes are always perfect, and the system has zero flaws."
"Exactly!" I gesture wildly. "*Clearly, those people who get ignored, overlooked, or outright abandoned just didn't try hard enough. If they wanted help, they should've been conveniently located near a hero who was having a good day!"
Dad claps his hands. "And let's not forget the golden rule: If you're not 'hero material, then society's just not built for you! That's your fault, obviously!"
"Mmm, yes, let's talk about that!" I tap the mic. "my new brother, who totally doesn't hate my guts-hi, by the way! spent his entire childhood being told he's villainous because his quirk is scary. Meanwhile, I-quirkless, useless, disposable-got the same treatment but for a different reason. Because society loves picking favorites.*"
Dad hums. "It's almost like... the system is designed to benefit a select few while leaving the rest to rot?*"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, careful now, Dad." I gasp. "That almost sounded like criticism! We can't have that! You're a pro hero! What if people start thinking for themselves?!"
"Perish the thought!"
"Exactly!" I slam my hands down. "Heroes are the good guys, and if you dare question anything about them, you must be anti-hero or pro-villain! Those are the only two options, right?"
Dad dramatically wipes a fake tear. "It's so simple when you put it like that, Zuzu."
"I try." I smirk. "Wouldn't wanna burden people with nuance or critical thinking. That's dangerous, you know."
"Super dangerous."
We both pause. The silence lingers for a second, stretching just long enough to be uncomfortable.
Because it's not really a joke.
We mean every word.
"Anyway," I shake my head, breaking the moment. "Let's move on before we accidentally wake up the morality police. What's next?"
Dad glances at his notes. "Ooooh, this one's fun! 'Heroes with their own energy drinks-a discussion on capitalism, branding, and selling out!"
I groan. "Oh, kill me now."
Dad cackles. "Buckle up, partner, it's gonna be a wild ride!"
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... Please go read it, it's crack and I'm living for it
Genshin leaning so hard into Papa Neuvillette makes shipping him with anyone extremely funny, because it means his partner is immediately gonna be Mama to several hundred step-children.
We've already seen Wriothesley get stickered, but you know Sigewinne's gonna dial it up if he hooks up with Neuvillette. Just totally wallpapering his office.
Or Navia comes home to Poisson to find her boat just completely covered in stickers. She opens up her umbrella and finds them lining the inside. Every Spina member's sunglasses are adorned with them.
Or Furina summons the Salon Solitaire and all three of them are inexplicably covered in waterproof stickers. She wakes up to find some on her top hat. They're on her boxes of macaroni.
Do you see my vision, shippers?
One must imagine diluc ragnvindr as the main character in a dating sim game who has about twelve other people with crushes on him. The list goes as follows:
- His childhood friend he kissed once when he was 16 who he hasn't seen in ten years (Thoma)
- His ex-wife who he has complicated feelings towards (Jean)
- The girl from that flower shop who is obsessed with him (Donna)
- An old chinese man who keeps quoting ancient texts at him and saying he knew the guy who wrote it (probably a god) (Zhongli)
- The first one's boss who keeps flirting with him and suggesting they enter a polyamorous marriage in really unsubtle ways (Ayato)
- A gambler lady who thinks he's really good at killing people and keeps sexually (???) choking/strangling enemies they fight (Yelan)
- Some gang leader from Japan with big tits who keeps trying to beetle fight him and is endearingly stupid (Itto)
- An architect from Persia who is knee deep in debt and cares very heavily about everything (Kaveh)
- The architect's roommate, also a well-known Arabian scholar who never takes his headphones off and somehow still hears everything Diluc says (Alhaitham)
- A French prison warden who keeps reminding him to take care of himself while he struggles to reign in his own daughter (?? Child who is always with him??? Coworker?? Diluc can't tell) (Wriothesley)
- his doctor (Baizhu)
- That one night stand he had when he was on a killing spree who turned out to be a leading part of the organisation that killed his father and then fucked his brother but is still trying with him too for some fucking reason (Childe)
I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.
Continuation of the one with Kuina (I am working on the Haganezuka comic)
A 'What-If' situation where Kuina is the one monitoring the Final Selection with Kiriya instead of Kanata.
Based on:
Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original
![[ID: a simple drawing of Stan and Ford from Gravity Falls on the Stan o' War II, with the statue of liberty in the distance. Stan smiles and says, "Would you look at that, poindexter. The Big Apple! Been a while since we last visited, huh?" Ford says, "stanley where did they go" with a harrowed expression. End ID.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/be91be955e5803727ff43ba2db60b057/9a739d7aa1dcff95-c1/s500x750/dabcf41f8c26f55420d17bc34db76b8bb9d7f57c.png)
Another aroace Ford idea that came up. I just really like the idea of Ford going to Mabel for these types of things :’)
it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
Trans Dipper HC: Their parents are transphobic but Dipper was introducing himself as a boy from the start and Stan never even thought to question it, so when their parents called asking about their "daughters" he was like "SHIT DID I ALREADY LOSE ONE"
ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS
Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...
Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday
Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
July 20: Moon Landing
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: Inktober
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
November 19: Goncharov
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence
Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?
The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out
The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit
The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood
The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*
The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse
Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism
Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
