madhatter1208
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A real thing that happened yesterday
Me hiding in the bathroom BC I'm overstimulated and my family is loud:.....
My sister hesitantly knocking on the bathroom door: Did you fall in?
Me:.....yes?
Fame and Fortune(are nothing compared to you) Chapter 1
Credits to the wonderful p1nbackedpunk who edited this for me!
Keith just got a job on a movie called The Countdown and honestly, he has no idea what it's about, but money is money. As he walks onto the set, the first thing he notices is that 'holy shit this is going to be cool', because renowned action movie director Takashi Shiro is directing this movie. As he looks around, he can't help but wonder what it would be like if he was an actor instead of a stunt double. Then a loud crash sounds behind him. Keith whips around to see an objectively attractive man. He has bright blue eyes, wavy brown hair, and a smirk that could make knees give out. His legs were lean and muscular, almost lanky, and his shirt stretched across his chest in a way that alluded to the strength of the person underneath. He didn't know if he had ever seen a man that attractive. What? He does have eyes! "Are you okay?" Keith questions, not sure where he had seen the man before.
"Huh? Oh! Yeah, I'm fine, just a clumsy moment." the man replies.
“I feel like I know you from somewhere." Keith blurts out.
The unfairly pretty man laughs and says, "The name's Lance McClain." "Like the actor?" Keith asks dumbly, and immediately regrets it, but Lance just chuckles. "The one and only. And you?" Lance asks, "Or should I just call you Mullet?"
It takes Keith a minute to truly process what Lance just said. Unfortunately for him, Keith's mouth works faster than his brain and he blurts out. "It's not a mullet asshole!" Lance laughs, "Yeah right Billy Ray Cyrus." Keith bristles, "Keith. My name is Keith.” He replies as professionally as possible, but Lance just laughs. "I think I'll stick with Mullet.” he says.
Keith thinks he understands why people say never to meet your heroes. While Lance isn't his hero, he sure is let down by his personality. He's just hoping that he doesn't have to interact with him too often. "Please call me by my actual name.” Lance looks at him with a smirk, “Ooh is mullet mad?”
Keith glares at him and screeches, “Yes I’m fucking mad, you’re being a pretentious ass!” Lance seems to chill out a little bit at that.
“Ok I’m sorry. I was just trying to joke around with you.” he apologizes, “I really didn’t mean to offend you man.” Keith pauses. ‘Okay so he’s just trying to…. be friendly?’ He thinks, slightly confused as to how that's supposed to be funny.
He's opened his mouth to say something when Lance says, “What are you here for? You a crew member, producer, or what?”
‘Okay, I can work with this.’ Keith thinks and says, “I’m a stunt double.” Lance's face lights up. “That’s really cool man! I do my own stunts, so I know how difficult it is.” then he smirks, “We’ll have to see who can do the stunts better!” Keith smiles back, “Hope you like second place Mr. Movie star.”
Lance laughs, “I would hope the same for you, Mullet Man.” he retorts. And with that, Keith leaves to try and find the executive producer Allura. She told him to talk to her so that he could meet the actor who he was stunt doubling for.
A pretty white haired woman walks up to him and says, “Are you Keith Kogane? My name is Allura Queenston, I’m the executive producer for The Countdown.”
“Oh, I was looking for you.” Keith replies.
She motioned for Keith to follow her. “I would like you to meet the actor you will be stunt doubling for.” she looks him up and down, “You look just like him, minus the hair. We will need to get you a haircut, are you okay with that?” Keith pauses for a second. He's had to get haircuts for jobs before, and it’s always a possibility, so he’s not really surprised. Besides, he needs a haircut anyway. What Lance had called a ‘mullet’ was really just an overgrown mop that he hadn’t had time to cut. “Yeah, that’ll be fine.” he says, “What haircut will I be getting?” Allura looks at him, “You’ll be getting an undercut.” She answers.
Keith doesn’t know how to feel about that. “Ok, is that it?” “No, I believe that you will have to dye your hair non-permanently for some scenes towards the end of the movie.” ‘Okay, that’s not too much, I can work with this.’ Keith thinks as he walks with Allura. As he looks around, he notices that Lance is on the phone with somebody, and he looks either pissed off or distraught. No, both. Lance is almost crying, and it looks like the only reason that he isn’t yelling is because whatever's going on is private. He isn’t close enough to hear what Lance is saying, but quite frankly he doesn’t want to know. I mean, Lance is a pretentious ass who thinks that insulting people is funny.
Keith realizes that he's stopped walking to stare at Lance and hurries to catch up to Allura. They arrive at a very posh trailer with a name on the door. It reads: "Steven Yuen". Holy shit, that guy played Kester Kennedy in the movie Voltron. He costarred with Lance, who played Langston Sanchez.
Keith might not be the biggest fan of Lance, but he loved that movie. Allura knocks on the door. Keith hopes this isn’t another Lance situation. Steven walks out and smiles at him. “Hi I’m Steven, you must be Keith. It’s nice to meet you.” Keith felt relieved, maybe this guy will be nice. “It’s nice to meet you too, I loved you in Voltron.” He says professionally, and feels rather proud of the fact that he didn’t fanboy over Steven. Steven chuckled. “Thank you! I heard that you’re a very talented stunt double, what’s the biggest movie you’ve worked on?”
Keith thought for a moment. “It would have to be Watch Your Back.” Steven looked thoroughly impressed. “Wow! That movie had some very hardcore stunts.”
“Thanks, I’m looking forward to working with you on this movie.” Keith said. Allura walks over. “Keith, it’s time for your haircut, are you ready?” “You bet Allura!” Keith says, “See you later Steven.” Keith has some mixed feelings on this movie, but overall it doesn’t seem like it will be unbearable. He just really wants to beat Lance McClain at stunts, that asshole needs to be taken down a peg. He swears he will do the absolute best stunts on this entire damn movie. Suck it Lance.
touch starved (4167 words) by envysparkler Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Batfamily Members & Dick Grayson Characters: Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Touch-Starved, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, and he gets them, Batfamily (DCU), Cuddle Pollen Summary:
Dick has a whole family who would rather stab him or themselves before embracing him, and he respects their boundaries, but sometimes he just wants a hug he doesn’t have to beg for.
Bookmarker's Tags: literally my comfort fic
I just watched The Fall Guy and I want to make a Klance celebrity AU where one of them is a stunt double but I can't decide who should be the stunt double or if I should just make them other things so please choose a roll for Shiro
I just watched The Fall Guy and I want to make a Klance celebrity AU where one of them is a stunt double but I can't decide who should be the stunt double or if I should just make them other things so please choose a roll for Hunk
I just watched The Fall Guy and I want to make a Klance celebrity AU where one of them is a stunt double but I can't decide who should be the stunt double or if I should just make them other things so please choose a roll for Pidge
I just watched The Fall Guy and I want to make a Klance celebrity AU where one of them is a stunt double but I can't decide who should be the stunt double or if I should just make them other things so please choose a roll for Lance
I just watched The Fall Guy and I want to make a Klance celebrity AU where one of them is a stunt double but I can't decide who should be the stunt double or if I should just make them other things so please choose a roll for Keith
Nick: I might have a thing for self sacrificial idiots
Will: *in utter disbelief* might!?
Sel&Bree: *in fighting stance* who is it?
Will:
