Same Lol

I personally think that it’s a combination of 2 and 3 because baymax would definitely shoplift like that and I’m pretty sure that the employees were like: “I’m gonna pretend that I don’t see that because free and effective healthcare is more important than the multi million dollar grocery store losing a bit of money”

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

They would totally do the get help thing

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

I think I’ve heard of one single fic where Effie and Fleamont were somehow worse than Walburga and Orion??? It wasn’t even like a reverse kinda situation where Walburga and Orion were good instead of Effie and Fleamont?????? I hope it was a wattpad fic

I love how in the marauders fandom we argue about absolutely everything except Euphemia and Fleamont Potter being great parents. We all have different opinions and headcanons but I have never once heard a bad word about those two. 

Oh and before you say we all agree on Walburga being terrible, I once read a oneshot where she was weirdly nice. It was one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read. 

Just remembered that when I was 12(?), I was going to watch the hobbit movies but got distracted a few minutes in and then spent the next >2h trying to come up with the most regal sounding way to say Thranduil’s name and just repeating it an absurd amount of times.

(I had chicken pox at the time and was just very bored and sitting in my bed.)

Theoretically the person in the government who’s in charge of who gets to talk and when should just be some random person who doesn’t give a flying fuck about politics, doesn’t know who any of the politicians are, only ever votes based on vibes and who has the best logo. They should also exclusively refer to the different politicians as if they’re a shitty substitute teacher filling in at a rough school. Like, [referring to Ebba Busch] “You there, the blonde lady, with the shitty makeup, who doesn’t seem to like Muslims very much? Yes you. What did you want to say?” Or like “Hey you, yeah you, the really short guy?”

I love how it took him so long to think of literally just tugging it out with his hands or some pliers

Bruce changes his tactics when pulling loose teeth with every child due to reasons

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Dick *looks nervously at Bruce tying the string to the doorhandle*: Are you sure this is going to work?

Bruce *confidently*: It's how my father did it. On the count of three. One...Two

Bruce: *Slams the door, forgetting his strength*

Dick *gets thrown across the room and into the door with the tooth still attached to his gum* : My nose hurts. Bruce?

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Bruce: This is going to work. Just stand there.

Jason *eyeing the car with distrust* : Why can't we use a door?

Bruce: Doesn't work. I'm going to go slowly. Okay. Wave when the tooth's out.

Jason: *gets drags for two minutes*

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Bruce *visibly annoyed as he ties string to Tims teeth*: Why do you still have your baby teeth?

Tim *confused as to why they're on the roof*: Dunno. Is it a bad thing.

Bruce: Doesn't matter.

Bruce *under his breath*: This better work.

Tim: Why are you sweating.

Bruce: Focus, Tim. I'm going to dropping this rock--Don't look at me like that. It's not heavy, like 25 pounds. On the count of three. One--

Tim: But--

Bruce*dropping the rock*: Two

Tim: *Falls*

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Bruce: I'm just going to tug it out, Damian.

Damian: *screams*

Glaring daggers at my bestie’s horrible ex bc he deserves it.

Cass could be both a hades child and a hunter

okay let’s talk about the bats as pjo kids because i have so many thoughts

bruce - hades kid. or honestly, just hades.

dick - apollo kid. no arguments. this boy is a circus kid, probably a theatre kid, and you expect me to not think he’s an apollo kid?

jason - ik a lot of people say ares kid but i strongly believe he’s a hephaestus kid.

tim- athena kid. idk it just fits.

damian - also an athena kid, and he would hate that he and tim share that.

steph - low key, can’t decide on one for her. she gives aphrodite kid vibes, but i’m not sure.

cass - hunter of artemis or hades kid.

duke - apollo kid, i think.

babs - i can’t decide for her either, maybe athena kid.

bonus: our fav gingers

roy - ares kid. 1000%

wally - strong hermes kid vibes.

kori - aphrodite kid. i think that fits well, but my mind can be changed.

bonus bonus: who some of them kin

jason - i think he’s a percy jackson kinnie *insert percy’s i’m not a god monologue*

wally - leo valdez. like these two have such similar vibes in my head. it’s the crippling adhd.

tim - annabeth. this boy is an annabeth chase kinnie and i know it.

25!… This problem is worse than I expected it to be.

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

Do you mean @ p4perback ??

that one remus lupin tiktoker