25!… This Problem Is Worse Than I Expected It To Be.

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

Don’t forget Mary! She sent some too! (I am in denial about her obliviating herself)

you mean literally just remus

Don’t just leave this in the tags.

Also considering Jason grew up poor what if:

Jason: You know, I didn’t even know that shirts without blood stains or bullet holes existed until I was like seven, lol.

Tim, *horrified in grew up rich*: HUH?!

Jason: Hey I saw this shirt in a thrift shop and thought you'd like it.

Tim: There are bullet holes in it.

Jason: It's Gotham, just be grateful I got the bloodstains out.

We, as the Marauders Fandom, should really acknowledge the existence of the Bon Iver song ‘The Wolves (Act I and II)’ more. Because that song feels so much like Wolfstar during the first war that it’s almost physically painful.

Click the “See More/Keep Reading” button to see the lyrics to the song.

Someday my pain

Someday my pain will mark you

Harness your blame

Harness your blame, walk through

With the wild wolves around you

In the morning, I'll call you

Send it farther on

Solace my game

Solace my game, it stars you

Swing wide your crane

Swing wide your crane and run me through

And the story's all over you

In the morning, I'll call you

Can't you find a clue

When your eyes are all painted Sinatra blue

What might have been lost

What might have been lost

What might have been lost

What might have been lost

Don't bother me

(Don't bother me)

What might have been lost

(Don't bother me)

What might have been lost

(Don't bother me)

What might have been lost

(Don't bother me)

What might have been lost

(Don't bother me)

What might have been lost

(Don't bother me)

What might have been lost

(Don't bother me)

What might have been lost

What might have been lost

Ah, ah

Someday my pain

Someday my pain, my pain

Someday my pain

Someday my pain

Songs in the album To Bring You My Love by PJ Harvey as random characters that they remind me of:

To Bring You My Love (the song): Lily Evans Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black (in PoA), Lady Gotham, Talia al Ghul, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Jason Todd, baby!stalker!Tim Drake and (regretfully because contrary to how much she shows up in this list, I don’t actually think she’s in any way innocent but I unfortunately can’t deny the amount of vibes) Bellatrix Black Lestrange.

Meet Ze Monsta: Regulus Black, Lily Evans, Bellatrix Lestrange, Lady Gotham, and (only in CoS) Ginny Weasley.

Working For The Man: Bellatrix Lestrange, Barty Crouch jr (I still hate him for what he did to Neville and his parents), Lady Gotham, Bucky Barnes, Lily Evans (it’s more like she’s dating ‘The Man’ but), Talia al Ghul (she’s trying to stop though), Bruce Wayne as Batman (‘The Man’ is actually Lady Gotham but who cares), and lastly Jason Todd as Red Hood (he is ‘The Man’).

C’mon Billy: Talia al Ghul (to Bruce, the son is Damian), Lily Evans and James Potter (to Regulus, the son is Harry, Jegulily), Tonks (to Remus, the son is Teddy, I don’t ship them but I love Teddy), Remus Lupin (wishing Sirius was alive so he could meet Teddy), and Lady Gotham (giving Bruce Wayne yet another child).

Teclo: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Tim Drake, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Lily Evans, James Potter, Regulus Black, Bucky Barnes, and Steve Rogers.

Long Snake Moan: Lily Evans, Remus Lupin (usually just before his time of the month), Marlene McKinnon, and Bellatrix Lestrange.

Down By The Water: (trans?) Regulus Black (obviously), Walburga Black (after Regulus died, I still hate her for what she did to her children), Sirius Black (if he saved Regulus), Lily Evans, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul (when she dunked Jason in The Pit), Lady Gotham, and Bucky Barnes.

I Think I’m a Mother: Lily Evans, Walburga Black, Bellatrix Lestrange, Lady Gotham, and Talia al Ghul.

Send His Love To Me: Lily Evans, Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Jason Todd, and Bucky Barnes.

The Dancer: Bruce Wayne, Lily Evans, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes.

They would definitely do this.

I was at Costco yesterday and I walked by a man chanting under his breath to himself very intensely, "I'm not a homewrecker. I'm not a homewrecker. I'M NOT A HOMEWRECKER."

It felt like too unique of an experience for me not to steddify it immediately.

Anyways, Eddie sees Steve and Robin at the grocery store and assumes they're together because they're sharing a cart and bickering over their household groceries like a married couple, but he still finds Steve so attractive.

Steve catches him staring and throws him a flirty wink and a cute little finger wiggle back.

Which causes Eddie to sprint away, verbally reminding himself that he cannot hit on taken men, much to Steve and Robin’s great amusement.

I love Knox, and I think I want to be him because he’s allowed to be very smart for a joke like once an episode without being expected to be that smart all the time

Don't claim you like himbos unless you stan Knox from Some Assembly Required

It’s Halloween and my dad just handed me a 2x mars bar.

I’m also wearing a sweater.

T^T

Danish: : )

Danish: Marie hen (like a female chicken)

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco