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I was scrolling - as you do - and saw someone posting their headcanons for different marauders characters and I saw that they add some underrated characters (Alice, Frank, Bellatrix, Rita ect)
And now I feel like an asshole cause I kinda forgot about them.. so none of them have been added to my headcanon posts.. so imma add them now cause I feel bad
Itty bitty waists are a very prominent feature in the house of black
those are some weird fishes
Reblog and put in the tags your female blorbos
Do you think Sirius had a favorite cousin in canon? If so, who?
We are told it's Andromeda, I'd have liked proof or more mention of it, of why. Was it just because she married a muggleborn? I mean that is an implication she was more open minded than her family. That being said... I go with Bellatrix. I can see them with being similar gravitate to each other. I love picturing her being a lil devious one teaching Sirius all sorts of spells, showing him pranks she did. But rarely ever getting caught. Despite her leaning into pureblood views, I also see her have her own sort of rebellion, esp as a woman who doesn't settle back, she gets in the middle of things. I can see Sirius admiring that about her even if won't admit it. (Of course Andy rebelled too but I think it wasn't the same, different type of rebellion.) This is all hc, no one come at me. Hahahah, have to add disclaimers to everything. XD I build my hcs around canon but I honestly love Bellatrix so I favour hcs that have her in it. Sorry, Andy.
yes, they did kill multiple people and committed several crimes but your honor they were just being silly
the black cousins
all the hidden meanings!
colors:
red is the color of sirius’ shirt, narcissa’s lips and regulus’ pocket handkerchief. red represents how they rebelled against their family (sirius ran away and was openly against their morals, narcissa lied to voldemort and basically helped defeating him w her words, regulus turned against voldemort at the last moment, dying for his cause)
narcissa and andromeda are the only ones not wearing black, and they’re the only survivors in this picture.
clothes and accessories:
andromeda is wearing a white dress that resembles a bride’s dress, because she ran away to marry ted. her and sirius’s clothes are also less restricting than regulus and narcissa’s, because unlike their younger siblings they got their freedom.
andromeda, like her cousins, is wearing silver jewelry, aside from a gold ring (her engagement ring), and with her hand she’s covering a family pendant (she chose love over her family). regulus is wearing a pin that looks like salazar’s locket.
poses and such:
andromeda isn’t looking at the camera because she was the first to “look away from her family”, and sirius is looking at her because he would soon follow in her footsteps (andy also has a hand on his shoulder to further represent her influence on him). similarly, bellatrix (who is the only one smiling) is keeping an hand on narcissa so she wouldn’t leave. narcissa has a hand clenched in a fist, covered by her left, (as a way to hide her defiance).
ok i think this is all but i’m not sure lmao xx
hope you like it ^^
the noble and most ancient house of black
(via likeafunerall on insta)
Nothing is more in character than the fact that I’m currently drinking mountain dew out of a wine glass
Ok but...
Bellatrix Lestrange is so adorable in that insane murderess kinda way
Lucius, about a fight between Bellatrix and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.
Lily: There… weren’t any knives involved though?
Lucius: That’s what scares me.
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Narcissa, about a fight between Lily and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.
Regulus: There… weren’t any knives involved though?
Narcissa: That’s what scares me.
Severus: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.
Severus: And if you don't well then fuck you.
Severus: I'm looking at you, Bellatrix, you jealous mop.
Severus: You read my diary?
Bellatrix: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Bellatrix: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Severus: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Bellatrix: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Severus: You take that back!!!
Bellatrix: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band
I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.
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They switch around if need.
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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens
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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it
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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)
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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out
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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)
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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song
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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)
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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another
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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do
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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.
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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin
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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind
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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev
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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like
Severus: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Narcissa: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Bellatrix: I ate it too-
Narcissa: See?
Bellatrix:: -On purpose...
Severus & Narcissa: ...What?
Bellatrix: Severus doesn’t look very happy.
Regulus: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.
Regulus, watching Severus & Bellatrix panic : What's going on?
Lucius: Severus is having a midlife crisis and Bellatrix is just having a crisis.
Severus: Where's Narcissa?
Bellatrix: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Bellatrix, shouting: Lucius sucks!
Narcissa, distantly: Lucius is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Bellatrix: Found her.
Severus: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Regulus: Is it about death?
Severus: No.
Bellatrix: Is it about drugs?
Lucius: Is it about sex?
Severus: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Regulus, Bellatrix, and Lucius:
Bellatrix: Hey Severus, Narcissa just broke my seashell lamp.
Severus: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.
Bellatrix: Okay, you win.
Regulus: What did Severus do this time?
Bellatrix: More like WHO did Severus do this time?
Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Narcissa: *crosses her arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
Severus: Look, Bellatrix, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.
Severus:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!
later
Remus: So what does it say?
James, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Remus:
James:
Remus: Gross-
* this one ⤵ Generated first and I also find it funny*
Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.
Lucius: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!
later
Regulus: So what does it say?
Severus, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Regulus:
Severus:
Regulus: Gross-
Severus: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Lucius: ... Your what?
Severus: My friends.
Regulus: Are he's saying “friends”?
Narcissa: I think he's being sarcastic.
Bellatrix: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Severus! All of your friends are in this room.