Severus: We Need More Help. Maybe I Should Call My Friends.

Sirius: Are we fighting or flirting?

Severs: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Sirius: Your point?

Lucius, about a fight between Bellatrix and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Lily: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Lucius: That’s what scares me.

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Narcissa, about a fight between Lily and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Regulus: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Narcissa: That’s what scares me.

Marauder’s Era Snack where Sirius quite often has to reassure Severus that their relationship is not some intricate prank scheme because Snape for a long time reacts to any hint that it is in a "I knew it, what else to expect" kind of way and Sirius can't even blame anyone but himself 🙃🙃🙃

Love fics where their relationship develop in a slowburn way and all their canon backstory doesn't just disappear, because, hell, it's such an interesting thing to untangle and try to make work 🥺

Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

Please this is such a cute mental image 😭

7 year old snape: physically, i’m here. mentally, i'm lost in a thick forest, collecting mushrooms in a basket and carrying a tiny frog around in my pocket.

Ok so I will absolutely be giving them more children! Thank you @shadowpup2205 and a special thanks to @repegminibbun !

I'm still wondering if I should have merula and/or Y/n as Sirius and sev's bio baby, to give a better idea of my thought process

Merula is a Slytherin all of black was Slytherin (ofc excluding Sirius) severus is a Slytherin, Sirius I imagine gave low blow insults (like merula) she's smart (like sev) has a dry sense of humor (like sev) she Outstanding at potions (again sev) she likes flying (like Sirius) merula has (well claims to have) gone to every quidditch world Cup since she was born, which obviously she loves quidditch (like Sirius and him taking her every year could be '1 on 1' time or 'daddy daughter' time) of course the way she was raised she has a "distaste" for muggle-borns and half-bloods but here she will most likely never say something like that or call anyone a mud-blood (for the obvious reason that her mother is a half-blood and her aunt is a muggle-born so she'll be taught to accept all witches and wizards) she will still be snooty (bc she 𝘪𝘴 Sirius Black's daughter (and probably bc her mother works at Hogwarts)) merula likes singing and wanted to be apart of the frog choir because her mom was in it and always sang to her (that is canon in case someone didn't know but it ties perfectly with sev) (that about as far as I got into Hogwarts mystery so I'm not gonna read anymore of her wiki so I don't spoil anything for me lol)

And y/n child it's more because when I'm reading a story about one of my favorite ships and they have an oc child I like pretending I'm that child because they're always such good parents and I have family issues, anyway that's why I was thinking of you the reader (aka you guys) as one of the children

I was thinking about making a side story where it's of them raising the children sorta full house style type of story. So who do you all think? Merula or you or maybe both?

Severus: Wow, Remus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Remus: We literally slept together yesterday.

Severus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

One of my favourite genres: Severus finally breaking under pressure, Sirius having to deal with "Severus Snape is a human person too" understanding 🥺🥺🥺

It's interesting in both directions I saw it: when they hate each other and it forces Sirius to see human in Snape or when they are already on kinda friendly terms (at least they tolerate each other) but Sirius doesn't see how much pain there is inside of Snape and has to finally see it to full extent.

These guys' hurt/comfort scenes are always a gourmet dish but it gets too salty from my tears too fast 🙃

Regulus, watching Severus & Bellatrix panic : What's going on?

Lucius: Severus is having a midlife crisis and Bellatrix is just having a crisis.

Severus: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Lucius: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Severus: No! Four to five seconds!

Lucius: Too late!!!