I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said, “Well, which one ARE you then?” That’s how the fight started.
Stahp!!😂😂😂😂
me at gay conversion camp
If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.
That 70’s Show.
I feel this quote on so many levels
(via floreali)
aries: angry bitch taurus: hungry bitch gemini: loud bitch cancer: weird bitch leo: bITCH virgo: quiet bitch libra: indecisive bitch scorpio: bitchy bitch sagittarius: funny bitch capricorn: ambitious bitch aquarius: crazy bitch pisces: sensitive bitch
*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here
the 1 rule for watching teen wolf:
don’t get emotionally attached because you will get emotionally attacked
I take walk-ins, please form a line.
When someone you don’t like talks to you
When someone you like starts talking to you
Aye, just your average incarnation of a jungle cat who likes to nap. This be my blog where I share the thingys I feel are funny or hella relevant.✌🏾
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