5umttyg1rl
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This is beautifully said!
It’s been a few days and while I don’t usually say much, I think I’d feel much better saying this regarding Roman’s interview:
Everyone’s sadness and grief and anger about what Roman said in the Vanity Fair interview is valid and understandable and so fucking real! And I think we should honor that as fans/former fans.
TLDR: I think Roman was trying to be politically correct about his politics and his execution was fucking dangerous. It doesn’t seem TO ME he’s a trumpie. But the impact of what he said, regardless of his possible intentions, is fucking dangerous and people are upset for good reason.
As I was processing it all myself, I read and reread that article trying to make sense of it because the whole politics section seemed so contradictory. I paid attention to him saying he’s a democrat and a centrist and his pause before answering the interviewer’s stupid ass question. What he said about there being a clear choice rang to me as though he didn’t vote for Trump so I was blindsided when I read that he said “I support our president”.
He spoke about how Trump is all about business and entertainment but didn’t speak about trumps politics which also led me to my conclusion. He then basically calls Trump childish with how he needs to have an adversary to play off of.
The pause is important because watching Roman’s interviews, that’s when he’s calculating what he’s gonna say. It’s also important because I’ve watched how people try to develop a “politically correct” statement and that, to me, is what he was trying to craft here and executed it horribly.
So all that to say, I think calling him a trumpie is conflating his words.
I also understand that living under a fascist regime, we shouldn’t be trying to play both sides. I wish Roman took the opportunity to be forthcoming and say how he feels outright, but he’s not an activist, he’s an athlete. I personally think that’s fucking cowardly especially knowing what all is going on globally because of trump’s regime.
What he said was dangerous as hell, and has led to the confusion we’re sitting with now. Whether he actually voted for Trump or not (reading his words I don’t think he did) his statement of “I support our president” would fly as politically correct and just vague enough to hinder argument in another political climate, but today it is fucking dangerous.
Which is why folks are upset. Which is why folks feel betrayed. Most of our country—especially those of minority populations—are terrified at the moment and him not being clear about his beliefs is bad. It’s dangerous, and it’s alienated the majority of his fanbase who have intersecting identities that Trump is actively harming. So not everyone has space or capacity for nuance and I don’t think anyone has to in fascism. You’re either safe or you’re dangerous. And Roman/ Joe marked himself as dangerous by not outright saying he does not support Trump or what he’s doing.
That being said, if it’s helpful for anyone else, I will be reblogging photos of him and whatnot at this time, but I won’t be buying any merch from him. I expect all this fascism allegiance from WWE as a whole cause duh! Been watching the product for 30 years nearly, but Roman specifically is hard to swallow because it doesn’t make sense given all we’ve seen. Albeit, we don’t know these people; only how they present to us.
Anyway, I hope everyone does what’s best for them and doesn’t judge others for how they respond. But any dismissiveness about how folks feel is fucked and any dismissiveness about how what he said is problematic at the very least is also fucked. I hate to see so much of it.
I’m no moral authority for anyone (morals are subjective anyway) so please know that’s not my intention here. Just wanted to add to what’s already been said because I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t.
Hi I'm back hope everyone had a good New Year's! Just wanted to put a disclaimer here: I take requests! So PLZ put something in the asks i love hearing
all you had to say was yes man
You can only reblog this today.
THIS IS TOO FUNNY 😂😂😭
Hi I'm back again hope everyone's Christmas was well! In spirit of the just past holiday I want to post some batfam hc's of mine Christmas edition!
Bruce: I feel like Bruce can go two ways either holiday wine mom and last minute prep mom. He either is on a couch watching movies with the kids sipping some nice wine OR he's the parent that piles everyone in the car last minute for a present/meal item and triple checks everything 5 hours before people are supposed to be at the house.
Dick: I feel as like the oldest sibling he's in charge of making sure Bruce doesn't go crazy during the holidays. I also feel like he gets those like family ugly sweaters for everyone and if your not wearing it he'll make you feel bad and guilt trip you about it for WEEKS LIKE- " Oh you don't wanna go out to hang? Remember that time I got us all cute sweaters and you decided to make me really sad and not wear it?" ( It works every time.)
Jayson: He's honestly super stressed during the holidays even if he doesn't show it. Poor baby😭 he's tryna figure what gifts to get his siblings. Cuz what do you get the children of Bruce Wayne?? He could snap his fingers and you'd have it. So I think in typical Jason fashion he just gets like gag gifts or gives them like his old weapons/gear that they always bug him about (cuz they think it looks cool).
Tim: I feel like Tim's the type that if they did a secret Santa he's now going to stalk them for like 3 weeks before Christmas and find the most perfect gift after stalking and a lot of calculations. Oh what does he want? Sleep and he's favorite brand of coffee.(I think he'll take the simplest gift anyways so he just asks for coffee.😂)
Damian: Damian's lost and he's barely holding on by a thread. I believe he's never experienced holiday season like this before. I feel when he was still with the LOA they did something small on only Christmas, so coming to America and experiencing the holiday rush between Thanksgiving and Christmas. He probably decides to go hang out with Jon between holidays because it's calmer and if he stays in that house any longer he's gonna murder one of his brothers. I think the first he saw Bruce stress over gifts he almost fainted. I mean he's dad is BATMAN. He's seem him take on foes stronger than him and now he's worried if he should give Cass a barbie or tickets to Wicked?!? It kinda throws him off. But after awhile he decides to help and just like his dad has notes and it takes even LONGER 😂. The whole experience make Damian see why Bruce is so stressed for the holidays.
(plz interact if you want a part!2. Also comment or put it in my asks I don't bite! and I wanna hear your thoughts)😁
I just wanted to come on here and talk about a personal hc of mine and that is the fact that jinx in like a modern au would be one of those people who has like the craziest looking hair but like in a good way. Like she tried to do one thing fell asleep with the box dye in her hair for like 2 hours and now she looks like she came out of a badass sci-fi movie. You see the vision? If anyone sees this I would live to see your take on this plz artist!!🙏🏾🙏🏾 Same thing with ekko I personally think they dye their hair together.
OMG Y'ALL!!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR THE ENGAGEMENT. I know I really wasn't posting a lot of my own stuff before but now that I am I appreciate the engagement it means a lot. So thank you!! ❤️ I just hope I can get more comments or asks cuz I wanna hear your thoughts and opinions I genuinely love this community and love engaging so plz comment!❤️😁 I don't bite😂
Ok so I need some people to post some comments(or put it in my asks) so I can get some thoughts on this. I have had this hc for a while that Bruce Wayne just ABSOLUTELY has a bad habit of like unmasking at ransom times and it freaks people out. Like I'm neurodivergent so let me set the scene. Bruce Wayne out at a gala like usual and he is SO BORED talking to some rich snob and so to entertain himself he just starts daydreaming (for me when this happens sometimes i unconsciously unmask) so his face just drops and he gets this almost like dead doll like look on his face and just dead eyed STARES INTO THIS PERSONS SOUL. Like it's so bad he scares someone half to death and then he like snaps out of it and switches back to Brucie and it damn near gives them a heart attack. (I also hc he's done this to the justice league and it still freaks them out till they realize he was paying ZERO attention to what they just said) I also believe his kids have picked up on this habit and do it too.
This is so real. One of my favorite parts of making a story is the small details in world building. Like oh I'm writing a kinda dark sci-fi story? I only pick three colors and they are all dull neon with dark shadows. It seems like it wouldn't matter but it makes all the difference, like looking at a world where everything is so bright but it just never looks quite right. Like oh smut based story every scene has a sense of some type of tension in it. Stories like sould water with the weird looking moon are so good cause of the small details put into it. Why the characters look the way they do or act the way they do it changes how you look at the story. I wish some newer writers would understand that cuz with our it it's just a skeleton stories.
I just wanna come back to this because I have something to say. Filler was supposed to be meant for intimate character building. Like yes we see these characters gon in there adventures and how the act in normal episodes but, how do they act at the beach? How does your favorite Character act eating something new? What character is actually really good with arts and crafts? Small things like that we get in filler episodes and more are the backbone(in my opinion) to good character building like I wanna see my favs have the dumbest fucking argument you've ever heard and see every different opinion because it brings out a new light of view on those characters and that small moment no matter how small stays with you for the rest of the time. Filler wasn't meant to be bad it was meant as a break to work on something simpler than the core story and to give life to these characters outside of there main adventure it was meant to feel intimate in a way we as the audience could understand and connect with.
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MINORS DNI🚫🚫
Synopsis: Jake get’s jealous of the young warriors gifting you at the clan celebration…obviously he has to remind you who you belong to.
Warnings: p n v, choking, overstim, hints of subspace(If you squint),!mean Jake!, degrading,praise, use of “daddy”, semi-public, bruising
“A-ahh!” you sob as Jake thrusts into you. “ Shut up and take it.” He grunts as he continues to piston into you roughly grabbing your hips. “ You think you're so sly, huh? Letting those warriors give you all those gifts knowing how they feel. Ignoring me?” He seethes, as You cry out as his pace somehow gets even rougher. You truly didn’t mean to make him this mad. I mean sure you were ignoring him a little but you were enjoying the celebration and as tshaik you were over-seeing everyone's well being & the ceremony. But the gifts? You didn’t think much of it, just as a kind gesture. What you hadn’t noticed however was the ever growing scowl on jake's face as he watched one by one and how they held giant grins on there faces you would have never thought that they would hold a sort of romance.You never thought he would see someone else as a threat to your marriage. You thought that nothing got under Jake's skin. Apparently… something did. “ I’m s-sorry I thought it was harmless conversation & gifts.” You hiccup surprised you can even form a thought. “Harmless” my ass I saw the way they looked at you. The way their hungry eyes raced over your figure” He accentuates each thing he says with a hard thrust making you fall apart under him more. Suddenly he flips you on your back, folding your le*s as he push*s back into you. “O-oh~ mmm-m~, daddy!” You say as you c*y out at the new position. Suddenly he slows his pace and you whine until he says “whaddya say?” looking down at you with a proud smirk. You whine in embarrassment as he now just sits in you. “C’mon say it again, I wanna hear how dumb this cock makes you.” He says grinning as he watches you try to hide. He suddenly grabs your face as he brings you closer,patients thinning. “C’mon don’t get all shy or daddy won’t give you whatcha want.” He says his grin widening. “P-please daddy~.” you moan out in desperation. “ good girl~” He says as he starts again. The harder he went the more you felt yourself fall into that familiar spiral of pleasure. The way the lines between your mind and reality blurred. Unable to focus on anything other than Jake and the delicious feeling he was feeding you.The harder he went the further you fell into bliss. You felt yourself clench at a particularly hard thrust and scream as he digs deeper in you. "Ah-ah~ keep quiet you don't wanna let everyone hear what a slut you are do you?" He says as he covers your mouth and continues fucking you into oblivion....
(SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF THIS IS BAD)
WOH!Donnie!
No poll for the next one, its gonna be Mikey and then mayyyybe April.
I just wanna talk about how I feel about the end of arcane, this is just the first post of probably a couple posts and I wanna say that I hope league of legends continues to update all their future shows and other projects on Saturday. We had ARCANE Saturday and I loved it, it was special and I think this has become a sort of tradition and I saw someone say using this will make future projects even more important and feel more connected cuz it all ties back to where we started. That's all I had to start with I'll post more today. (I NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOME THEORIES Y'ALL😭)
I NEED MORE SPIKE FANFICS PLZ🙏🏾🙇🏾♀️😭😭.
characters I can’t find fanfiction of (or just very little of) part 2
Part 1
Laughing while imagine Sasuke in another life, where he's mentally healthier and keeps blushing and smiling like he used when he was a little kid.
Becuase he would be the first to notice the OT3 dynamic of Team 7, the first to realize that the attraction he feels for both of them is different and they speak on their own terms, so trying to compare them would never work. I think Sasuke is somewhere in the ace/aro spectrum, not being able to feel a romantic or sexual connection until he has first a friendship connection, you know?
So maybe it is Shisui or Obito who pinpoint the fact he technically has both a boyfriend AND a girlfriend, mostly joking, but Sasuke goes oh shit in his mind. It stays glued on his brain. He's not entirely convinced about Naruto having a crush on him until he realizes that Naruto talks 70% of the time about him like it is his favorite thing to talk about. Ever. Sasuke's comically aware of how popular and wanted are the three of them, yet they keep going round and round, tunnel vision on each other.
He plans and schemes and doesn't sleep thinking about how the hell is he going to fix their stupid situation. He's no way going to approach them with the proposal of a threesome that don't even include sex to start with (he's not in the sexual attraction part yet), so our little Uchiha is having an ongoing headache that seems to get worst the more he has to deal with Kakashi knowing face. Fuck Kakashi to begin with, fuck his perverted books and the fact that he somehow pulled off with Rin and Obito the same thing Sasuke is attempting, (allegedly, no one's sure how Kakashi fits there or if he does, 'cause there's the thing with Iruka and Gai going on?? Sasuke hates it all).
He almost breaks down crying on his knees the day he realizes Sakura feels something for Naruto. It is not romantic love yet but she is getting there, if the looks she keeps giving Naruto are a clue, or the blushing and defending and sleeping on each other's laps... He does panic for a minute thiking about the possibility of them falling in love for each other and forgetting about him, but they keep bonding by talking about him, so yeah.
So far so good.
I can't stop laughing, really. The idea of Sasuke's big suffering being "I feel in love with my TWO best friends" is adorable to me, the type of life he deserves, rather than being mentally fucked up with hatred and revenge because his older brother massacred his entire clan. It fills my heart with joy to put him in those scenarios, silly and common with the possibility of an incredible pay off.
He deserves all the love in the world.
SAY IT LOUDER!!!🔊
So good🤤🤤
let me see you
a/n: just you watching minho jerk himself off. <1k. SMUT - MINORS DNI
it’s a game the two of you play - riling each other up and pushing the other out of their comfort zone, always testing the limits in a way that leaves the both of you feeling out of control in the best possible way.
you of course had days where you’d fall into each other’s arms and fuck slow and sweet, whispering declarations of love into each others’ ears. you had days where you both fell asleep tangled together on the couch, warm and fully clothed and comfortable just being near each other. there’s days where you have to spend them apart, him traveling or you visiting your family, and you’d fall asleep to the sound of each other’s slow breathing over the phone.
this was not one of those days.
this was a day where you won the unspoken game, you got the upper hand, you’re calling the shots. a day where you can do whatever you want with him, have him do whatever you wanted him to do with you, soft and pliant under you as he holds on to your every word.
except, you didn’t want that. what you wanted was the image of him in front of you as he is right now, fully stripped and naked and vulnerable on the bed with you standing at the foot of it, clothed and so, so turned on. he had taken off his clothes in record time, flopping on the bed as he eagerly stared at you, waiting for you to touch him.
“touch yourself,” you say instead of doing that. he looks at you with his eyes wide in shock while his cock twitches a little at your command. it’s hard and flushed against his stomach, has been since before you even made it to the room. you raise an eyebrow at him when he doesn’t move, as threatening as you can manage while admiring the smooth planes and curves of his body.
“really?” he says, voice incredulous as his hand travels tentatively down his body, stopping a hair's breadth from his swollen cock. you nod, a breath escaping you as his hand finally fists his cock and his head angles back against the pillows.
“look at me,” you say sharply, gripping one of his ankles, the only part of him that you’re going to touch for a while. he tilts his head back down, slightly kiltered off to the side as he slowly strokes himself. his eyes are hooded and dark, and he takes in a sharp breath when he curves his wrist a bit.
you squeeze his ankle, tightening your fingers around his skin, and he speeds up without you having to ask. good boy, you don’t say out loud. he doesn’t need it, or deserve it, not yet.
he bites his lip as he works himself, his chest and neck flushing red as his breaths turn shallow and quick. his cock looks so pretty in his hand, his graceful fingers curving around himself so well as he jerks himself off with a familiarity only he can have. no matter how hard you try, you’re never going to know his body as well as he does, and it’s worth it just for moments like this where you see sides of him you can’t pull out of him yourself.
“let me hear you,” you breathe out when you see him biting his lip to hold back a moan. you’re almost as out of breath as he is just from watching him, he looks gorgeous laid out in front of you like this. he lets out a drawn out groan, tapering into a whimper when your hand trails up a bit to stroke his calf. you’re leaned over him now, watching his hand intently, your eyes don’t stray other than to look into his own.
he’s letting out harsh pants in between moans as his hand loses it’s rhythm, little ah-ah-ah’s escaping his plush lips; he’s close, and you can’t stop yourself from climbing over him as his face contorts in pleasure. you kiss him, taking advantage of the way his mouth is slack and open by dipping your tongue inside, sliding along his teeth before pulling away.
“come for me,” you say against his lips, smiling when he chokes out a cry and his entire body tenses, thighs trembling. he arches up into his hand as he releases onto his stomach, his body following your command like he’s possessed. you keep your eyes on his and he doesn’t look away, not even to blink as a haze takes over and he’s left dazed and slumped into the bed underneath you.
you look down to see his cum painting his stomach and you slide your finger through it, marveling at how he coats your skin. you bring it to his mouth and he opens obediently, sucking the digit in and hallowing his cheeks as he continues to stare at you with half lidded eyes.
he’s perfect.
“my good boy,” you marvel, eyes fond as you smile at him before settling against his side, your cheek squished to his shoulder.
“clean?” he asks, voice soft and brow furrowed.
“later,” you hum against him.
“mmkay,” he says, eyes slipping closed as he drifts off.
One day I'm gonna literally explode
HIII!! You are my favorite tumblr writer right now I love your works and read all of them. I haven't seen alot of bangchan works so I wanted to request a bangchan smut (please don't judge for the kinks) with some spitting hair pulling corruption and praise (if that makes sense😭) I don't see a lot of shy reader so can you please and that the rest is up too you!
Btw do this is you are comfortable and remember to drink and eat today<3 :)
CURIOUS; BANG CHAN
pairings. boyfriend!chan x fem!reader
wc. 0.9k
warnings. corruption kink, hair pulling, spitting kink, oral (f. reader), unprotected sex, breeding kink, praise kink
thank you so much for reading my works , im so glad you like them <3 i hope you like this , i tried to add everything you wanted 💓!
chan finds something interesting on his computer and he confronts you on it.
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"does my pretty baby have secret she wants to share , has she been trying to explore?" chan held his laptop in his hand , sitting down next to your body which was laying down. "huh?" you tilted your head to the side , confused.
"what do you mean?" he smirked , showing you the computer , you sat up on your elbows reading it , and your blood ran cold, all the evidence from your earlier "research" staring right back at you. "naughty baby , what are you doing searching these kinds of things?"
you were curious , you didn't know much about sex , only from what chan was teaching you , but your friends were talking about different kinks that they've explored , and you hadn't heard of them , so you searched them up , regretting it now because you forgot to clear the history. "why are you so quite baby?"
your face was hot , you were too shy to voice things like this to chan , so you often let him guide you. "i..i w..was curious, my friends were talking about it , and i..i wanted to know what it was." you played with your fingers.
"and why didn't you come to me love , i would've told you." he put the laptop you frowned , feeling bad. "i..im sorry, i just wanted to figure it out myself." he brought his hand up to your cheek caressing your cheek. "you don't need to do that okay, i'm here okay." you nodded , and he smiled kissing you , bit when he pulled away , his eyes were sharper , his pupils filled with lust.
"my naughty baby , i saw you have some favorites." his hand that was caressing your cheek , made it's way to your hair , tangling his fingers , tugging on it , you moaned , and he smiled. "you like that don't you?" you shyly nodded , biting your lip, chan groaned as his cock jumped in his shorts.
"fuck princess , you can't act all cute and shy while admitting you like it when i pull your hair." he roughly kissed you , pulling away , chuckling when you cutely chased his lips with a whine.
he climbed off the bed taking his clothes off "be a good girl and get on your knees , ass in the air baby." you complied , he bent down flipping your skirt , and not to his surprise you weren't wearing any panties.
"my naughty girl knows what i like , knows that i want her to be ready for me." he pushed his thumb against you soaking hole. "so wet." and what he did next had you about to cum untouched , he spit directly on your cunt. "c..chan." you moaned , you couldn't even cover your face , because you were supporting yourself.
"you like that, when i spit on your cunt?" he used his fingers to spread the spit around your hole, pushing them into you. "look how wet your pussy has gotten just from me spitting on it, your soaking my fingers." he spit on it again , repeating his actions , thrusting his fingers in and out of you. "my baby has a spit kink too." he picked up his pace.
"chan f..fuck! " you moaned as he spreaded your folds, spitting directly on your hole, before diving right in , eating your cunt like a mad man. "c..chan o..oh my god!" you gave up trying to hold yourself up, your face hitting the pillow as he continued the assult on your cunt. "c..chan i..im gonna cum." you squealed as he hummed in approval.
"f..fuck!" you came all over his mouth. "fuck baby you made such a mess." his lips were glossed from spit and your cum. "gonna let me fuck this pretty pussy now , right?" you nodded and he sat on his knees , pushing his leaking cock against your ass , you wiggled your hip impatiently. "look at you princess , so ready for my cock." he pushed himself all the way in , sighing against your shoulders. "you feel so good." he kissed behind your earlobe.
he straightened his body , pulling out , fucking back into you. "so tight." he began to move. "like your pussy was made for me." his hips snapped against yours , reaching for your hair pulling it. "chan , fuck! f..feels s..so g..good!" you screamed , he groaned.
"mmh , fuck baby , you feel full?" you screamed yes , he pulled you up against his chest by your hair , you yelped as he forced your head back , kissing your lips. "open." you slowly opened your mouth , curious about what he was about to do. he gathered all the spit in his mouth , spitting into yours.
"good girl , now swallow." you swallowed , eyes rolling to the back of your head at the lewd action. he smirked pushing your face back against the pillow. "look at you , all fucked out. you gonna cum?" you were a drooling mess , weakly nodding. "go a head , cream my cock." he reached in front of you , rubbing your clit , your jaw falling slack as you came.
"t...there - shit- there you go, good girl." his knocked back as his abs began to flex, he fucked into your body a few more times , before cumming inside. "s..shit."
he pulled out watching the cum leak out of you. "you did so well." he turned you on your back. "did you like it." you nodded. "i did." you were heavy breathing. "good, im glad you did." he helped you clean up , putting his shirt on your body.
"next time you're curious about anything baby let me know, okay?" you nodded. "i will."
"good i want to know every dirty thought that my precious angel is having in that pretty little head of yours."
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How I feel when someone says something stupid about a topic I literally know EVERYTHING about.
Wait...your telling me there's ppl who DON'T USE THIS?!?!
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kavuk si [English] vin. betray
Neteyam has chosen a woman, and you know it isn’t you.
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ neteyam, lo’ak
you do their hair. that’s it. just sweet fluffy domestic moments before I drop the angstiest fic known to man in a few days
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the top posts on the jake sully x reader tag are neteyam fics and that’s the reason why my life has lost its meaning
GIVE MY MAN WHAT HE DESERVES (smut).
So cute 🥰
Hope you rest a lot and have a good week, you deserve it!!💖
ty lovely! :):):)
i wrote this days ago but scheduled it while i'm off on break - i appreciate u anons omg. can't wait to get back to itttttt i <3 writing smut ngl 🤭
"From now on, I need you to respect my sister."
Eywa’s gift from hell short story
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