Transmasc Chase Headcanons :)

George Weasley is left-handed, and Fred forced himself to be ambidextrous so he could comfort George's anxiety whenever it would randomly spike during class. But the thing is, is that Fred has only really gotten the grip down pact for his left hand. Otherwise, he is actually absolutely rubbish at writing with his left hand, which isn't really saying much since his writing in his right hand isn't that much better either. But it's the thought that counts, and besides, George has neat enough handwriting for the both of them.

Barty is extremely loud in bed with Evan, he is definitely a screamer, and not even on purpose. He just feels so safe and comfortable with Evan that he can't stop himself from expressing how incredibly good he feels with Evan showing him so much attention.

Voldemort: I have an army. Percy: We have an Oliver whose quidditch pitch was destroyed.

You know that thing with like Barty wanting to kill his father, and Evan is like we can also kill my parents, and Regulus is like we can practice on mine.

What if they went through with it and after they realised how satisfying it was they started up an extermination company together.

"We kill your trauma and hide the body for free"

It costs extra if you need more than one body hidden.

I'm genuinely thinking about making a 10k, multific on moonwater, and their 10 children look alikes. Going through all the pregnancies. And potentially, time during the kids' time at hogwarts. Is it something people would want. (Honestly, I might do it either way)

At what point do Sirius and James look at Remus and go "oh, yes, THAT is our little princess"?

Okay so

Maybe it’s sometime in sixth year or maybe it’s sometime after Hogwarts and they’re all living together. Maybe it’s funnier if it’s after they’ve graduated, I don’t know. But Remus is quietly very jealous of James and Sirius hooking up “secretly” (they are good at so many things, but fucking discretely is not one of them). He’s been holding it in for some time, not sure why he’s so envious. Is it that he’s feeling left out? Or is it that he wants that level of intimacy with someone? Or, even worse, is it James that he really wants? Or is it Sirius? Obviously, Remus is NOT GAY. And also, James and Sirius aren’t gay—this is just them, it’s what they do.

One night, Remus comes back from visiting Peter in the Hospital Wing who’s there because of a curse gone awry or something or maybe if it’s post-Hogwarts, Remus was on some sort of Order assignment. Anyway, he walks right into James sucking off Sirius. Sheepishly, they apologize, and Remus just smiles and says something reeeeeeally passive aggressive.

“Oh, no, please don’t stop on my account” or “oh good, I was hoping to fall asleep to the sound of your fucking—please go on…”

Sirius and James shoot each other incredulous looks, raising their brows as if they can’t believe their Moony would talk to them like this.

“Sounds like Moony’s a little jealous,” James says.

Remus glowers at them, but he’s turned completely red and tells them to shut up. Sirius looks at him with pity.

“Is it true? Are you jealous, Moony?”

“Look at how red he is,” James says.

And Remus doubles-down and tells them to put up a silencing charm next time or at least put a sock on the door. But Sirius and James exchange a knowing look.

“Poor Moony feels left out,” Sirius says.

“Oh, our sweet Moony! What have we done to him?”

“Suppose we ought to show him how much we love him?”

Remus wants to punch the both of them, thinking that they’re mocking him, when Sirius and James sidle up to Remus and start, essentially, petting him and telling him that they’re so sorry for leaving him out, but he should have said something sooner, because the last thing they want him to think is that he isn’t invited, and how can they make it up to him? And Remus makes a sardonic joke about needing to get sucked off sometimes too, and then Sirius and James are cooing, “Of course, yes” “Anything for our Moony” and then yada yada yada, Remus finds himself being pampered by two very capable mouths :)

OH WAIT THOUGH

I think the first time James and Sirius realize that Remus SHOULD be their little princess before the above scene is when Remus falls asleep between them on the sofa after they’ve been drinking. Sirius is running his fingers through Remus’s hair, and James comments that Remus looks rather angelic when he sleeps. And then they start talking about what they like about Remus, and then they keep getting more and more specific about what they’d like to do with Remus, and then they start getting more and more into it, and then they start making a plan to make Moony their little princess…

I'm sorry, but Evan Rosier is obsessed with the insides of Barty's thighs. They are always covered in bite marks and hickeys. Evan makes sure that all Barty has to do is press his thighs together to feel what they got up to last night.

He also has an obsession with Barty's nipples. Other than his genitals and thighs, his nipples are the most sensitive part of him. Barty can and has cummed just from Evan occupying his hands and mouth with Barty's nipples.

Evan's body is covered in bite mark tattoos because whenever Barty bites him back (which isn't as often as you'd think, because just Evan dragging his hand up the inside of his thigh can have Barty lost in pleasure) Evan can't help himself from wanting to preserve the absolute beauty that is Barty's teeth marks in his skin.

Barty is obsessed with cockwarming, specifically tying Evan to the bed or chair and just sitting on Evan’s cock while doing some definitely overdue homework or simply just cuddling that usually ends up with Barty falling asleep and waking up to being pounded into because Evan finally managed to get the binds undone.

He's also obsessed with putting Evan in a cock ring and wearing the most revealing outfits Barty would be able to get away with, to drive Evan crazy. This usually ends up with either neither of them cumming or Barty being forced through 3-5 orgasms before Evan takes off the ring and fills Barty up with the biggest load.

Barty has Evans fingerprints tattooed on his hips because the brusies always fade too quickly for both of their liking no matter how hard Evan grips them. And he is very much considering getting Evan’s fingerprints tattooed on his neck or maybe his hand print in general to match the hand print tattoo on his left ass cheek.

Y'all, what happened to Emmeline Vance, or however her name is spelt, like did we just up and forget about her existence, like I swear she use to be in marauder fan fiction but she just up and dipped. 😭😭

Justice for Emmeline ✊️

This is a photo that was taken by James, but he can't stop blushing when he looks at it, so Peter put it up in their dorm as a joke but now he can't stop blushing from it. And anyone who looks at it is a mess of blush. So they all kinda avoid looking at that corner to keep their sanity

So studious 🤓☝️

Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat