Since People Hate American Marauders, Fuck You, They’re Now All From Various States And Most Of Them

That feeling when your ceiling has collapsed and your dad is eating steak that has rubble in it and you ask if he's done anything to cause this and then he tells you some batshit insane stuff about cows and the roof and the door not being big and OH MY FUCKING GOD DID HE BUILD A CRANE???? and btw your uncle is there too chilling (bleeding out) (he was not meant to operate heavy machinery) (at least we now know why)

Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat

Meeting Barty an actual real life virgin whore (because they all bail out on him once they realise his personality isn't a facade). Who is so desperate for Evan to fuck him when they meet and get talking, that Evan's brain sort of short circuits and he can't find himself the strength to pull the act, because Barty is sorta everything he's ever wanted in a man. Desperate, needy, and a little bit unhinged. Someone he can provide for. Someone he won't tire of.

He asks if Barty will never leave him, after he's made Barty's legs turn to jelly, because it's become routine at this point. The pathetic little whimpered out, please, into Evan’s neck, had him immediately ready for another round.

somewhere out there there's an extremely rich and snobbish evan who pretends to be a dumb drama queen.

every weekend he sleeps with a different guy, and he pretends to be a virgin with all of them. and after they have sex, he makes the most innocent face ever and says something like: "you took my virginity, now you'll never leave me, right?". except all those guys are in a relationship and/or are hiding their homosexuality, and so they disappear TERRIFIED. then evan (and that was his goal all along) wrecks their car or vandalizes their house. and he does this every weekend.

until he meets barty.

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Would you like to be adopted by @indigostation and me?

I mean, I accidentally got a husband and child ( @mexicanpadfoot ) , now I want at least some say in it 😂

We have the position of daughter, niece, cousin, aunt, sister or polyamorous partner. Because I am quite sure you are not old enough to be the grandma 😂

What do you say?

(I said only female terms bc you said you are a lesbian, so I assumed you identify as female. If not then I apologise.)

I would absolutely love to be a daughter. This makes me so happy. Internally screaming in happiness 😊

Guys, get ready to drag me kicking and screaming back into the Marauders fandom because Captain America Brave New World comes out on the 13th, and I'm like the biggest marvel buff that I know but I really need to write the 10 Bllu children like it's a nessacity.

Realising that Elton John is the only popular queer singer from the 70s still standing. (Pun intended)

Like Freddie Mercury got taken out by HIV

David Bowie is tragically gone from this world

Bro, Elton can't die on us

And his middle name is Hercules like you don't really get a cooler middle name than that.

Completely unrelated, but The Beetles produced 13 albums plus a bunch of singles in their 7 year career like WHAT, today I swear the average is like 1 album every 4 years or whatever with a sprinkle of singles, thats just my opinion. Their production level was actually insane.

Anyway, I was watching the Dua Lipa live from London thing, and holy shit she was gorgeous like thissssssss

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The gay panic was real. I legit couldn't take my eyes off of her. She is so beautiful 😍

my unpopular marauders opinions

- remus is trans coded

- sirius and james were the tallest

- jegulus is a bad ship

- regulus is aroace

- snape was awful

- james was better for lily

- atyd remus is too mean to be canon (i like him he’s just not canon remus)

- peter was a good friend until the betrayal

- remus & james have an underrated friendship

- jily is one of the best maruaders era ships

- the slytherin skittles were terrible people and we’re acting like they’re all gay icons with tons of piercings who like wearing crop tops and blah blah

- ^ like no they were racists??

- i still don’t like jegulus if you’re looking for a good mlm ship WOLFSTAR IS RIGHT THERE

- rosekiller is a good ship i just don’t like how they’re characterized in fanon

- sirius wasn’t feminine

- remus is gay and sirius is queer

- sirius was a ladies man before he and remus got together

- marlene is a lesbian

- dorcas is also a lesbian

- marylily isn’t a good ship

- james is straight

- james was more sirius’s brother than regulus ever was

- sirius wasn’t a monster for leaving regulus he was just a kid

- hope lupin was an amazing mother

- remus wasn’t angry after the prank, just heartbroken. it was james and peter that were angry

- remus, peter and james were super close, especially post-prank

- snily is literally the worst goddamn ship ever

- wolfstar is oversexualized in the fandom

- remus had daddy issues

- james was desi

- the marauders weren’t that popular they were just nerds

- james has adhd

- remus is made way too mean/possessive/overly masc in 90% of fanon

- people make sirius gender-fluid just because he has long hair

Remus being the most werewolf unwerewolf to ever werewolf is actually giving me life right now.

He loves any sort of meat, but he can't do bones in it, or it'll have to be mince meat. Just general picky eater stuff.

He loves to bite/chew whether it is a teether or his lovers skin, but as soon as he's drawing blood, he's vomiting.

Werewolves known for being aggressive, but Remus cried the first few times he yelled at someone.

Known for running hot, but it will be 30 degrees celsius outside, and he'll be in long pants and a jumper that swallows him whole and says he's cold.

Known for being cold and distant, but Remus is a chronic clinger and hates being alone. He's also one of the kindest people any of them had met. He used to be the stereotype because his parents had scared rules for him to follow into him.

Can't think of anything else right now