i think i can watch tsn now and be obsessed with it is because of two reasons and two reasons only:
1) im unserious
2) andrew garfield’s huge fucking brown eyes like if he ever asked me out of the blue can you give me a kidney i would dig one out of my body for him stat
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I always find it hilarious when more recent adaptations of Sherlock Holmes makes Holmes the dreamy heartthrob/attractive one (not that he’s not a total catch) because my dudes, Watson is right there. He is literally like a Victorian wet dream, he is everything that classic Victorian period would find appealing- adventurous, fought for his country, learned, has groomed facial hair (legit that was like the equivalent of being 6’ tall today), polite. He’s got just enough “melancholy” (depression) and rakishness (gambling) to still be a gentleman but like a bad boy gentleman. A real Romantic (both romance how we think of it today and like Romanticism) archetype. If anyone is the heartthrob here, it is Watson.
we don't talk enough about how esther clocked edwin basically immediately even before edwin knew it himself. the heteronormative assumption when trying to honeytrap and manipulate a man would be to send in a beautiful woman but she really met him once, said 'oh that boy is absolutely gay' and created him a little crow twink. i know what you are energy
actually wanted to throw up and cry when the two guys i watched i saw the tv glow with did not get it and i felt like an idiot
alfred gave them the sheets
so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better
uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.