This Is Me On The Regular As A 30 Or 40 Year Old Man To Be Honest

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

How to be a trans ally 101, from To Wong Foo (1995)

I'm sorry but I could never take this bitch seriously, she looks like an onion, perhaps even a turnip

i want what david cronenberg has

I've been laughing about this for 30 min

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

Finally watched Castlevania nocturne season 1, GREAT season. I only watched a bit of it and fell into the hate train because I despise a couple of the voice actors. And I still do! But it def doesn't deserve the Hatorade being served all over it. Can't wait to watch season 2