Latest Posts by 813zombiefiender - Page 2

Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes

Greatest under appreciated emojis

Safety pin

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Curling stone

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Derelict house

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good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese

this is me on the regular as a 30 or 40 year old man to be honest

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

Reblog to make it die faster

you know what? it's funny how thin white celebrities mention women nd y'all will freak out nd make them trend bc 'lgbt icons!!!!!!' but black women like meg thee stallion talk abt liking girls nd y'all silent nd when niecy nash has a whole GAY WEDDING the website silent? hmmmmm it's almost like..... certain groups of ppl are excluded from gay communities

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

You ever fake it til u make it at a job and got cozy for years and then realized u played urself bc now ur unemployable ass has two skills 1) using extremely niche software from 2001 and 2) gossiping with ur boss.

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

Reblog if you have changed your tumblr URL at least once during your time on the site.

This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.

As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.

Social experiment.

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