Bring you spiritual marshmallows, our pastor is on fire.(I saw this at one of our neighborhood churches what the ACTUAL fuck.)
Anytime I want to shower I can just lick myself.
Women's pants don't have front pockets is a fucking epidemic!
The best thing happened in school today, my family doesn't accept that I'm FTM pre-transition but when I was at school we were doing senior picture and they have outfits for the guys and girls and the photographer asked if I wanted to wear the men's outfit or the women's. One of the best things is when your family doesn't accept you but complete strangers do. 😁
My personality is either Ricky Gervais or Tom Hanks.
Anybody want this kind of life too? 🥺
Is it animal abuse and/or animal cruelty to keep your dogs chained up?
It's an amazing feeling when you get it a relationship with someone because they see you one way but then when you act like a dumbass they still love you.
I know this is The Great Recession but, it's should be could The 2nd Great Depression because I'm still here.