I Fucked Up My Cheesecake

He knows that jacket is doing EVERYTHING but keeping him warm 🤧

shivering his tiny tiny tits off 🫶🏽

I just found out they're the same age and I-

Going feral rn

I WATCHED ASSCLASS ENDING AND IT REMINDED ME OF MY LATE ENGLISH TEACHER AND 😭😭😭😭😭

I think now is a good time to share my thoughts on Marauders as ice-cream flavours. But instead of being a nice simple list, it will be a mess hehe.

You might think you already know a lot of what I am about to say, and you're probably wrong.

Firstly strawberry, sorta basic but fruity. Except when you think fruity you don't usually think strawberry. Lily. Lily Evans is infact sorta basic (in a complex way, in a she is Rory Gilmore way) but love her for it, and she is infact fruity.

You are probably guessing Remus is chocolate cause duh and James is caramel. But caramel is sweet but salty. James isn't salty. You know who is ? REMUS !

James is cookies and cream. Period.

Peter is bubblegum 100% I will not be elaborating.

No one is getting vanilla cause vanilla is the worse (anti vanilla) and no one deserves that. I was thinking Severus for a sec but no. He gets pistachio

Sirius, mint chocolate yeah ? No, that makes no sense. So then Regulas mint choc ? Nope. Reg is blueberry and Mary is rasberry swirl. It just makes sense.

So who gets mint choc ? Bellatrix, cause she gets a lot of hype and I see why but like, if you are to pick your favourite ice-cream flavour, and you say mint choc. Like really ? That is all I need to know about you... Also mint choc has this little bite to it so yeah, Bellatrix

Rainbow ice-cream. Ahh this one is Sirius, cause he just screams gay. No. Rainbow ice-cream is just vanilla with colour, it taste the same but you don't think it does cause the colours make it better. I am sorry but you are Lucius.

I was gonna make Sirius mango, cause mango ice-cream is iconic, fruity and iconically fruity. But Sirius is far to extra for that. That is why Marlene is mango and Sirius is watermelon. I will not be taking criticism.

Dorcas gets rainbow sherbet cause it is lesbian and so is she.

If Remus isn't chocolate who is I hear you say, Alice and Frank. They definitely share that category.

I don't think Pandora has one flavour, she just has many mixed together. It just makes sense.

Barty is lemon. Because I love lemon, it a little sour and always surprises me, as well as it is technically fruity. So yeah, Barty.

And Narcissa is that pretty purple one (called Ube) cause she is pretty, photogenic and not like other girls. I am in love with Cissy. But also, Ube sounds so fancy and above everyone else, along with I am scared to try it, like what actually is it ? I am confused.

Oh and Evan, he doesn't get a flavour cause he is lactose intolerant. He just gets the cone with tons of toppings in it (yes I know this is about what they would be, not what they are getting, but I don't care, he just doesn't get a flavour.) (because yes this is an excuse to share this hc of Evan)

Was this entire art profile inspired by FITF?

Absolutely.

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@shakespeare-official-account

Shitposter + famous one

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

I gotta do a public speaking in class for 15% of my grade. The topic was my role model. I picked was obviously Louis 🤧 So we're supposed talk about their successes and why he's my role model. My problems are:

~He has his many awards, ltwt, fitfwt, afhf, charities, music in general, but I only have 5 minutes to talk

~I can yap about him all day

~I ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES

~I want to write about his 🎂🍑 but it's not school appropriate

~THIS IS FUCKING GRADED

He squats like that cause his thighs are too thick and his ass might throw him off balance...

the way he squats here still haunts me

Ahem-

@berlinini

milf (mutual i like following)