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I WATCHED ASSCLASS ENDING AND IT REMINDED ME OF MY LATE ENGLISH TEACHER AND 😭😭😭😭😭

Why have I never noticed that Maehara has SUGAR BABY as a potential future occupation 😭😭

Red is her colour ❤

...or pale red in this style 😶

did…did he really just beat up a bunch of 15 year olds????? what was the reason damn…

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Gakuhou: What are you drinking?

Gakushuu: Vodka.

Gakuhou: Straight?

Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?

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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Gakushuu: Heck.

Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.

Gakuhou: Oh no-

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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.

Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Kayano: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…

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*Terasaka falls over*

Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?

Terasaka: Is that you, God?

Hazama: What?

Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.

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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Terasaka: The cow??

Nagisa: What?

Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?

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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Rio: What?

Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!

Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.

Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*

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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.

Gakuhou: I have a hobby!

Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.

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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...

Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.

Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—

Irina: It was the octopus!

Koro-sensei: It was Karma!

Karma: It was Rio!

Rio: It was me!

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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Gakushuu: But pink.

Hazama: And it's hot.

Gakushuu: PINK!

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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.

Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?

Gakushuu:

Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*

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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?

Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Gakushuu, crying: It's working.

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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?

Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.

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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!

Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.

Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.

Gakushuu: It was very deep.

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Rio: Define “dream”.

Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Isogai: That’s too dark!

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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?

Gakuhou: Yes.

Gakushuu: So, then it's...

Gakuhou: All downhill from here.

Gakushuu: Like Rio.

Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.

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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?

Kayano: Is it nice?

Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Nagisa: It was one time!

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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Gakushuu: Sex.

Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.

Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.

Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Irina: Food.

Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?

Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.

Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!

Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!

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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

Grip: Take it.

Karma: Is this,,,Are you giving me your number?

Grip: You can reach me anytime.

Karma: But, for what?

Grip: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me.

Grip: I’ll fucking kill them for you.

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