For @tangledinink, I Finished Reading Your Swanatello Au Recently, And I Couldn't Stop Thinking About

top five hottest ninja turtle bad guys

Karai (2003), Bishop (2003), Alopex (Comics), Newtralizer (2012), Tiger Claw (2012)

Dndads ep 52 spoilers ahead-

I think Scarys father was a cruel man. I think him leaving was the kindest thing that he did for her mother.

And I worry for Scary, that maybe, deep within her heart, just the smallest, cruelest, sliver of her, is happy to see her birth father suffer. That Willy took the time to pick him out. And I know Willy will take that and twist it into a kindness he did for her.

I worry she hoped the odds would land on him, that he would die.

And I can not stand it.

Done by @3m0n3rd!! Casey Jr! I love this style, he looks amazing!!

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Chat I think I'm going to explode. Why? Everything awful forever

Not literally. I'm sure I'll be fine tomorrow.

Here's a full drawing of my grimwalker oc and his palisman. I think I'm going to call him Carnage.

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Artist rendition of Wake Turbulence receiving this rejection letter-

I hope I did your vision justice!

(Based on the character being called Mrs. I did assume this character used she/her pronouns. Let me know if you'd like me to change the pronouns or the character appearance).

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Begin description. A teary-eyed gray unicorn with darker gray spots. A hoof is held to her mouth, and her teal hair is in a bun. Her pale green magic holds a piece of parchment that is covered in scribbles to indicate writing, the bottom reads, 'lol, no.' A close-up of her cutie mark is in the top right, a burning pile of rubble that used to be an airplane. End description.

re: resume

Mrs. Wake Turbulence

thank you for applying to be a pilot with Equestria Airlines. As you helpfully pointed out in your email, you do not have to have an aviation-specific cutiemark to be considered for one of our pilot positions as per the employment discrimination protections in Talent and Destiny by Princess Twilight Sparkle. however, we are going to have to reject your application because of your cutiemark.

Your cutiemark is clearly a crashed airplane that is on fire. i have shown it to several people here at the office, and all of them rejected your interpretation of it as a “flaming pile of broken dishes” or “a weird duck smoking a cigarette”. all surveyed correctly identified it as a crashed plane on fire.

it goes without saying that those with an affinity and/or destiny for crashing plane(s) are not fit to be pilots for this airline. i must urge you to peruse a different career. given your cutiemark, i find your impressive list of qualifications and relevant experience disturbing.

wishing you luck in another career,

Rustle Feathers, Human Resources

@probably-not-a-rutabaga Raphael, in his normal and vigilante gear!- I'm not as happy with this one as with Casey, but I'm already committed

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Gang I hate dolphins so much everyone thank my dm for changing the enemy Shark to an enemy dolphin

So kind, saving the day!!!

Gang I hate dolphins so much everyone thank my dm for changing the enemy Shark to an enemy dolphin

Gang I gotta be honest

I'm so wild about Queen Chrysalis and Princess Cadence.

They're so in love are you kidding me

Why the hell would Chrysalis be after Shining Armor?? He's literally Just Some Guy. Obviously- to make Cadance (Literally the Goddess of Love) notice her.

I think they're wildly in love, Chrysalis is so in love with her that she literally wants to be her!!

I will not be taking any criticism. Thank you.